#ros talks

[dykevampyr]

alright guys i wanna propose my predictions

[mossy-rossy]

I love shippy stuff but I also wish there were more stuff of the Tadfools just being buds post canon?

How do they help Astarion with his renewed allergy to the sun?

What if they ALL went to Avernus with karlach?

Can they please sass wylls dad during dinner? Can they walk around Baldurs gate like his personal detail glaring at all the naysayers?

Imagine them all squeezing in a tiny room at Shadowheart's parents as they help them rebuild.

Visiting waterdeep and they all have a incredibly specific and themed room at Gales tower like it's a 2010 avengers tower fic.

And fuck it, I don't know how they make it work but they should all pull up on vlaakith in mf dragons, cheering laezel as she brings her False God down.

Just... I want adventures, I want laughter and healing and messy petty lil fights. I want to see the Tadfools as friends.

[variant-archive]

Can people just be normal about other people's AGABS for once? I don't know why some people talk as if they have any right to know, or even assume, someone's AGAB. And goading people to say whether they're some other dichotomy like "TMA/TME" is often a loophole way of forcing someone to disclose their AGAB, or at least to get others to assume it based on their answer. Literally nobody has the right to know anything like that about another person, unless they tell you. Other people's AGABS are none of your business and you shouldn't treat anyone differently based on their AGAB. It's just like cis people asking us "what's in your pants" but wrapped in a pretty bow. Don't be nosy. /nay

(note: I know AGAB doesn't necessarily relate to someone's sex, but people will usually assume that it does and it is usually used in that way).

[dlrge]

dag's awfully full of himself for someone who so closely resembles paul blart mall cop

[ros-dls]

Hi, love you ^^

how dare you to throw love aT ME-

LOVE YOU TOO HHHHHHHHHHH😔😔❤❤❤❤

[dykevampyr]

i will wax poetic about jrwi and talk so much about how i absolutely adore it and how good it is and someone cool will ask if i have any recommendations and i’ll be violently flashed with memories of kian stone jacking off in a hospital, edward twilight being an actual villlan, one of the early riptide eps being about them slapping bald heads, dark puckered hole, labia ghoul, rat compartment in the helicopter, you must slay pussy like you slay the gods, troy shitting and unshitting his pants, and alf the alpha elf. and i will go “no.”

[dykevampyr]

dm made me think of how the "evil" vers of a character could just be them on the "correct" path and it made me think of the riptide pirates. and how if all of their lives went out as plotted and planned and they didnt break away from it they would allllll oppose each other. the chosen of the undersea great pirate of the black rose and admiral of the navy, allll clashing with each other. and yet in this one theyre friends :3

[dykevampyr]

last thing im gonna say but whats so funny to me is so many people who were tearing dream apart all had projects to promote. tommy with his tour and book and podcast. tubbo (and everyone on) the realm smp. quackity going live to promote his new show and merch and then being like "oh there was smth else but i forgot 😊". cause yknow. i dont think dream is doing shit with his life rn. hes literally just rehashing that stupid vr person in minecraft he blew a million dollars on and nobody gave a shit about. meanwhile all these other people are growing and going places and doing brilliant things while he stays stagnate... almost reminds me of something else about him.