gay vampire call that fruit bat

I aspire to be chaotic funny.

[dykevampyr]

shilo-bathory -> sneeg-snag -> dykevampyr

Roswell / Junebug || Any Pronouns || not a minor! || AO3 Link || Bsky Link || twitch/discord is StrawberryTaff (you can most likely find me on that user for a lot of things)

pfp edited by me <3 its my lil alien sona

I’m into just roll with it, batman and superman, hermitcraft, the life series, in stars and time, and other aesthetic stuff! I’ll periodically reblog whatever comes in my dash, it’s a mess

#ros talks is my personal post tag and i use #my art for anything art/writing related.

Cool JRWI server I love so much

If we are mutuals (or even if you've been following for a while) Feel free to interact w me any way my friend. My asks and DMs are always open, reblog spam is also encouraged! I also try to keep this blog free of heavy politics.

more photos/videos i didnt wanna autoplay/dni under the cut

DNI if homophobic/transphobic, TERF, anti-blm, anti-antifa, ableist,, if you think real life people can queerbait or assume other's sexuality/genders, if you ship incest or underage ships.

[sandmandaddy69]

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[recurring-polynya]

never lose hope. somewhere, a middle-aged, gender ambiguous person with an advanced degree in an esoteric field and a fiber arts hobby could be crashing out and pinning all their remaining mental health on getting obsessed with your otp. any day now, the most elegantly written 100k fanfic you have ever read is going to hit ao3. it could happen. it has happened.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[crazysodomite]

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[stlamb]

anna sui fall/winter 1993 rtw

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously

[gayteensupreme]

arts degrees r so funny because you go in class and theyre like What Is A Poem? we dont know for sure... and then moral of the story is we don't know what a poem is. and then the worst part of it is that theyre right

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?