#roseanne conner

[fandomlife-confessions]

[winnie-the-monster]

[polniaczek]

"I'm just in need of, you know, something to write about. I mean, I got a dozen sharpened Dixon-Ticonderoga number 2s and no ideas."

ROSEANNE (1988–1997) | 2.24 “Happy Birthday”

[quotethatshow]

[emmynominees]

roseanne barr as roseanne conner in season four of roseanne

primetime emmy award nominee for outstanding lead actress in a comedy series

[vicstwashington]

😂💀 

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

They’re going to make a movie about the Trump presidency someday, an Oscar bait biopic like W that paints him as a tragic and heroically flawed figure who just wanted to do what he thought was best for the country (but at what cost?), and there’s going to be a scene inspired by Citizen Kane where he flies into a fit of rage and trashes a room in the White House upon learning he has lost re-election.  The movie will portray him as a mad genius, someone like Van Gogh (or rather the imaginary version of Van Gogh that the lowest common denominator layperson thinks of), self destructive, mentally ill but in a beautiful way, a master of his own art, the art of public speaking; his rallies will be framed like something out of Birth or a Nation or Triumph of the Will.  The director will portray this in a positive light, downplaying the literal Klan and Nazi symbolism with some halfhearted excuse about how DW Griffith and Leni Riefenstahl were cinematic geniuses of their era.

The actor who plays Trump will look and sound nothing like him, doing a bad impression with bad prosthetics and a wig even worse than the real Trump’s, but this will still be nominated for Best Makeup and Hairstyling.  If he’s still alive, Trump himself will have a cameo, either playing his father Fred Trump, or a ghostly version of his own subconscious; that is to say, there may be a scene where Actor Trump is at his lowest emotional point, looking at himself in the mirror, unsure how to go on, and Real Trump will play his reflection, giving him a pep talk and telling him to trust his gut because it’s never steered him wrong before.

It will lose Best Picture to a fictional drama set during the pandemic, and the presenter will make a joke about how the real Trump would go to the Supreme Court to make the Academy overturn the results.  All the rich white people in the audience will remember his legacy as a simple joke, something to have a nice laugh over, ignoring the hundreds of thousands of people he killed and the countless millions of taxpayer dollars he embezzled (he charges the government to provide security at his country club, never forget that).  It will review poorly, and conservatives will threaten the owner of Rotten Tomatoes over it, after which it will stream exclusively on Fox Plus, which will cost more than Netflix and provide a much smaller library of content from “non-Hollywood” (code for “non-liberal”) creators.  It will be watched slightly less than the Home Improvement reboot, and slightly more than Kanye West’s directorial debut, some movie about how cops are great and racism doesn’t exist.  Also, there will be a Roseanne re-reboot where this time SHE survives and the rest of the Conners died.

I have seen the future.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[machetelanding]