barty and evan who never stop hating each other throughout their relationship. they have both changed a lot, and fell in love with the new version of each other. but they both hold grudges; they can't forget what happened in the past.
every romantic moment turns into violence. they just can't help it. there's evan, who personally makes all of barty's clothes, who makes sure they fit him perfectly; but when he has barty half naked in front of him, helpless, he can't help but let the cloth wrap around his body like a snake, tighter and tighter until barty can't breathe anymore. or barty who, when he takes care of evan's needs, can't help but kiss and bite the inside of his forearm, where the tattoo that evan wants so much is missing.
they argue and do everything they can to always argue. they destroy or hide the things they care about. they sabotage their missions. they embarrass themselves in public. they get married just to further ruin each other's lives. there's love, but they don’t marry because of that. they threaten divorce every week, but never do it.
