my names ross. living in the apocalypse is kinda fuckywucky but at least i have most likely expired mcnuggets & wifi.
no, but in all seriousness, hey. i’m ross vaughn. 23, scorpio, i used to be a paramedic + pharm tech in the UK. 2 years ago, after some shit went down and i lost my jobs, i moved over to the US to stay with family and get my shit straight. i was here for literally like a week before the apocalypse hit.
at least where i am, things have actually kinda chilled out. radioactivity is still a hella risk in the city, and some people go out of their ways to be massive motherfucking pricks bc they know there arent any real consequences, but most things have calmed.
i found myself a roommate and we’re staying on the outskirts of a bigger city on the east coast. before u ask, no, the east coast isnt a bigass crater after the nuclear bullshit, contrary to popular belief. i promise, we’re real, we’re usually breathing, & there haven’t been any zombie outbreaks, just the occasional mutant deer. saw one with 8 legs one time, that was wild. anyways.
i kinda begged my roommate to actually let me try this, and tbh i don’t know if wifi is working literally anywhere aside from this mcdonalds, but if anyone see’s this hmu? i’ve missed human contact. and memes. bloody hell i’ve missed memes. send me your best apocalypse memes. i have no idea how the fuck tumblr still exists but after what i’ve seen on this hellsite i can’t said i’m surprised. tumblr is the real zombie of this apocalypse. ANYWAYS. this is ross, your resident apocalypse medic, signing off.
