Tales From The Apocalypse

Owners- Calliope & Ross Ross- he/him. scorpio, tattoo artist in theory(& somewhat in practice) Calliope- they/them, casual witch, former college student

[best-of-inspirobot]

[Don’t you know anyone who’s the sexiest boy? Say it like it is.]

[postingfrommcdonalds]

its me! i’m the sexiest the boy. right, callie?-ross

[titties4harambe]

[postingfrommcdonalds]

bloody fucking hell i forgot about the fucking duolingo owl oh god oh fuck IM SORRY I KNOW I FORGOT ABOUT MY WELSH LESSONS BUT YOU DIDNT NEED TO START A WHOLE APOCALYPSE ABOUT IT I’M SORRY-ross

[postingfrommcdonalds]

Log 2, 4/21

I read the post. Ross, you're a dead man.

TW drugs, derealization for the whole blog, apocalypse for the whole blog

So I get home after a long day of trying to keep us fed, just to find my dear roommate stoned out of his goddamn mind in our living room. I don't even want to know what he traded to the guy who set up shop in the old trailer west of town for it. Honestly I don't know if I'm more pissed that he got high without warning me first or that he didn't save any for me. Whatever, he didn't get into my muffins when he got the munchies so I guess I'll let him live another day. No log today, I just needed to rant.

-Calliope M.

[catchymemes]

[official-mugi]

[weltinator]

[postingfrommcdonalds]

well this aged like fine fucking wine. tbh if zombies were real id think the 2nd pic was modern-ross

[postingfrommcdonalds]

log 2, 4/20

calliope dont read

everyone else, please keep reading i’m hype lol

TW: drugs, gif with flashing lights, derealization for this whole blog, apocalypse for this whole blog

its 4/20. i found someone in town running a makeshift dispensary. guess whos getting BAKED tonight!!!!! its been literal years since i had to pretend to be sober and callie is gonna be lowkey pissed if they find out im getting high without warning them so WISH ME LUCK because i may very well be a dead man in a couple hours. alsoooooo i havent smoked in at least a year so im so scared of greening out sooo. wish me extra luck please?

this is ross, your resident apocalypse stoner, signing off.

[postingfrommcdonalds]

Log 1

tw: derealization, apocalypse, death, nuclear weapons

my names ross. living in the apocalypse is kinda fuckywucky but at least i have most likely expired mcnuggets & wifi.

no, but in all seriousness, hey. i’m ross vaughn. 23, scorpio, i used to be a paramedic + pharm tech in the UK. 2 years ago, after some shit went down and i lost my jobs, i moved over to the US to stay with family and get my shit straight. i was here for literally like a week before the apocalypse hit.

at least where i am, things have actually kinda chilled out. radioactivity is still a hella risk in the city, and some people go out of their ways to be massive motherfucking pricks bc they know there arent any real consequences, but most things have calmed. 

i found myself a roommate and we’re staying on the outskirts of a bigger city on the east coast. before u ask, no, the east coast isnt a bigass crater after the nuclear bullshit, contrary to popular belief. i promise, we’re real, we’re usually breathing, & there haven’t been any zombie outbreaks, just the occasional mutant deer. saw one with 8 legs one time, that was wild. anyways. 

i kinda begged my roommate to actually let me try this, and tbh i don’t know if wifi is working literally anywhere aside from this mcdonalds, but if anyone see’s this hmu? i’ve missed human contact. and memes. bloody hell i’ve missed memes. send me your best apocalypse memes. i have no idea how the fuck tumblr still exists but after what i’ve seen on this hellsite i can’t said i’m surprised. tumblr is the real zombie of this apocalypse. ANYWAYS. this is ross, your resident apocalypse medic, signing off.

[postingfrommcdonalds]

Log 1

TW: Derealization(alternate timeline), Apocalypse

Hey there. I'm not really sure what I'm doing but Ross got really excited when he realized they got the WiFi working again at McDonald's and suggested we start posting on here. Don’t ask me how the Internet is still a thing, I barely understood how it worked Before. I personally don't see why we should be sharing information about ourselves on here because it'll probably just attract thieves but I think Ross wants the attention. If you, who ever you are, genuinely enjoy these logs I might keep it up whenever we can visit but I don't know. That's all for now. Stay safe and keep your eyes open

-Calliope M

Date: 4/18

Weather: Clear skies, warm, slight breeze

Morale: Very high

Health: Good, check in later for food poisoning caused by expired mcnuggets

Inventory

Food- Need more variety, getting tired of green beans.

Med supplies- Good

Clothes- Need more socks

Vices- Running low on liquids(Ross)

To do:

Stop by Morris’s (Bread day!!!)

Check traps

Fix the radio(Isn’t picking up the FL station)

[bassiter]

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Sunlight by Hozier except on your kitchen radio while you make breakfast; you live in a small cottage in the forest where you keep bees, watch birds, and try not to think about the fact that the forest is slowly dying around you.