#rousseau posts

[jaredxevan]

*jared kleinman voice* some people?? pretend to only hang out with their best friend--who they’re actually in love with--because of their “car insurance”??? to cope????

[jaredxevan]

evan: so i heard u like bad boys

jared: no, not really

evan: oh thank god

[jaredxevan]

evan: *taps jared* but do you?

jared: it’s 3 am

evan: yeah, and?

jared: yeah, i still love you

[jaredxevan]

[jaredxevan]

jared: that’s gay

evan: what’s gay?

jared: me

evan: you’re gay?

jared: yeah, i’m gay

evan: cool. keep up the good work.

jared: thanks.

[jaredxevan]

me: i don’t give a shit

narrator: actually, he gave many shits

[jaredxevan]

zoe: hey, ev, are you free on friday? at like 8 pm?

evan: yes??

zoe, to jared: what about you?

jared: yeah, i’m free too.

zoe: great! because i’m not! you two go without me... enjoy your date!

jared: did she just-?

evan: she did.

[jaredxevan]

evan: the stars are so beautiful

jared: they’re just giant balls of gas

evan: don’t ruin the momen-

jared: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you

evan, choking up: oh,,