Absolutely Not!

A blog dedicated to all your Evan/Jared shipping needs! +

[unproduciblesmackdown]

tumblr won’t let me show up in the kleinsen tag but it wouldn’t be very excellent of me to not contribute a kiss anyways. thanks again to the anon who made me aware of “slightly sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek songs about unrequited love. jared can relate to that.” i’m! still reeling!!

plus these sketches that are too messy to warrant their own post

[ifyougiveagirlapencil]

i will always come back for kleinsen. @neglectedrainbow

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

jared: so ;) whats a nice guy like you doing in a place like this ;)

evan: …i go to school here, jared

[rozanovd]

A kleinsen aesthetic requested by @dont-the-tears-just-pour

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

big tea: have u ever been around ur crush and there’s this opportunity to make friendly physical contact. like where someone else would fist bump them or high five them. but u don’t bc ur internally screaming ??? i think that’s why jared didn’t sign evan’s cast. in this essay i will

[bqbylcve-deactivated20241220]

finish the essay you’re right

[inkipri]

fleeting

[diwansstuff]

OMFG THIS IS DEH????? Happy Pride Month mayBI

[lonelyroommp3]

hey the mlb boot is no longer nft so i’d just like to draw your attention to the exceptionally heterosexual way in which jared looks at evan during the line “miss you dearly”

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

i have an extremely important addition to this post

youre welcome

[onlyopia]

a redraw of some old art 💕💕

[phantoverie]

[hecctometer]

kissy kissy

[bunnyguro]

evan loves his plants and jared loves his evan

[kingjem]

Alana: Evan, is Jared the “one”?

Evan: oh yeah! he is the “one”~!

Evan: the one who gets on my fucking nerves

[graysneakers-blog]

kleinsen art because i’m trash

[jaredxevan]

i have rewatched the bootleg a couple times and once during sincerely me i just kinda,, watched jared the whole time,, and he always looks so fond of evan and laughs at his antics and its so LOVING and i would recommend it to anyone 10/10

!!! yes !!! they’re so sweet and pure... Wow...

[jaredxevan]

this blog + the content is a huge comfort for me as someone kin with evan with a boyfriend that’s jared and an.. uncomfort-ability to tree bros ;; tldr ur cool 💞

i’m so glad!! thank you so much! you’re cool too <3

[jaredxevan]

ok so. jared is trans and he has like. Such Bad Dysphoria sometimes and on days when he literally can't get out of bed bc breasts he'll just text evan something super vague like 'tits' and evan immediately understands that it means 'dysphoria is kicking my ass pls come save me from this hell' and comes over to hold him and hug and kiss him and try to make him feel better thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

!!!!! my god i love this hc 

[drizzledrawings]

Hi yes please don’t sleep on kleinsen,,, they’re another iconic red/blue ship pls