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ROYAL FLUSH: KING HENRY'S THRONE ROOM DRAMA! 💩👑

Sources close to the Tudor court reveal King Henry VIII's EXPLOSIVE secret! The monarch's chronic constipation and hemorrhoids are causing MORE than just a pain in the royal behind! Insiders claim these toilet troubles are behind His Majesty's INFAMOUS mood swings! "When the king can't go, HEADS WILL ROLL!" whispers one terrified courtier. Could Anne Boleyn's fate have been sealed by a bad case of royal rump rage? Palace physicians are working overtime to keep the king REGULAR and the kingdom STABLE! 🚽🇬🇧