#rp shitpost

[styx-class-nhp]

Achem

AWWOOOOOOO!

[chamberofcain]

3AM Thinking About Raegon

Raelon's feelings for Aegon in the form a Prince song. Sassy dramatic ass ship that they are. This song pertains to specific [parody] Raegon rp of mine.

I ain't like those other guys you hang around

They always seem to let you down

And I get discouraged, mmm

'Cause I never see you anymore

I didn't wanna pressure you (lies, Raelon is a freak for Aegon), baby

But I wanna be the only one that makes you come running

I wanna be your brother (already is)

I wanna be your mother too (Aegon seeking their mother's approval, Raelon wants all eyes on him)

There ain't no other

That can do the things that I'll do to you

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Look, I had to. Time to go attempt some sleep.

[idgaf-what-you-call-me]

Ari: DESTROY THE FOMORIANS! Avery: lol, no. (+1)

[stopbeingartsy]

Terrible

fin.

Script and Bellatrix - @stopbeingartsy

Narcissa - the wonderful @ask-dromeda

[domesticated-pirate]

My friends: You need a hobby!

What they meant - knitting, painting, some form of exercise

Me:  writes 5 page family history for minor characters, writes a complete arc for favourite characters because they DESERVED BETTER! creates an OC to explain historical inaccuracies in book about magic, writes scripts to re-enact alone in the middle of the night for strangers online, drafts multiple posts and never posts them

Me: like this?

[simon-pl600-501-743-923]

Hank threatening red ice tweaker: “I’ll rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.” Rachel threatening red ice tweaker: “I’ll rip my arm off and beat you to death with it.”

@detective-with-one-arm

@lieutenantgivesnoshits

[moonlessnight125]

[rp-meme-slut]

SB: Oh man, you should totally have your muse do [insert thing here] for this roleplay, don’t you think?

Me: Bold of you to assume I ever have control over this chaotic dumbass.