#rpg!blorbos

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Normal Slimes VS Subway Slimes!

They fit in the palm of your hand and give like 10 EXP!

Put more than eight of one kind together and they might mutate into a King Slime. We wouldn't want that to happen, do we?

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Boop enjoy! 🦉

YOU DREW THE BABIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANK YOUUUUUUUUU

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RPG Dungeon Slimemas Headcanons

NSFW 18+ Minors DNI

Loosely based on @antidotesprout's Slime Submas ideas. I'm treating this as a rough blueprint if I ever want to revisit this in the future as a full, proper fanfic.

Don't mind me mashing this up with some classic self-indulgent JRPG/DnD tropes and monstergirls because I'm a filthy whore with no fucking self-control.

🗡️🛡️🪄

You are a high-ranking Mercenary of the Nimbus Nine Guild that heralds over the kingdom of Nimbasa. You are considered a Silver Rank of your choice of class (Warrior, Rogue, Mage, etc.).

The entire world is currently under the threat of a great Overlord Succubus - whose evil forces has influenced various creatures and monsters.

Because you are experienced, you tend to lean to Dungeon Sweeping. When an area is swarmed with certain types of monsters, it is deemed a Dungeon and requires cleansing. Normally these quests require a party of three or four people.

You decided to revisit an easy Dungeon to test out some new gear and went alone. It is an abandoned mining facility with old tracks and mine carts, filled with mole rats and slime.

You don't really pay attention to the low-levelled monsters. They are not worth your time. A few slimes trickle onto your armor but you'd just pluck them off and toss them away.

Once you've reached a level in the mines where goblins and kobolds appeared, you got to work.

It's not until you noticed a group of goblins crowding around something. You scare them off with a wave of your choice weapon to find a tiny albino colored slime. It looks like a blob with a smiley face.

Slimes normally come in blue, red or green so this was an interesting find. However, you did not have any monster capturing equipment on your person so you just ignore it and continue on.

It starts to follow you.

You'd pause once in a while to shoo it away, but it continues to go after you.

You hardly notice the second slime that joins it from the shadows, black as ink. This one wore the tiniest frown.

Your walk quickens to a jog then to a full sprint just to shake the rogue slimes off of you. Usually the more monsters concentrate in an area, the more likely they attract the attention of other monsters.

Your worries were confirmed when you are confronted by a band of Greater Goblins - most likely alerted from that group of unruly smaller goblins you scared off earlier.

Normally Greater Goblins are easy to take down, but there's a whole group of them against you.

You struggle to dodge and make solid hits on these stronger and smarter gobbos. All the while, the two slimes behind you are joined by more and more small monochrome slimes. You feared they might form a bulkier high-levelled slime monster - a King Slime. Since there's two different colors, you'll have to deal with two plus this group of Greater Goblins. You will be outnumbered. You will die. Your only hope was to mow down enough goblins and run away, but you're too slow.

The ever-growing pile of slimes finally bloated and form into two separate masses. You accept that your fate has been sealed, because not only did the slime creatures have a unique discoloration and rarity - their King Slime forms were Humanoid shape. They had intelligence and were under a stronger influence under the Overlord Succubus. They were ten times as dangerous. You will suffer a fate worse than death.

You fell to the ground after a critical hit, and your weapon was kicked away from one of the armored goblins who leered their way toward you to bring you the final blow.

Instead, the two slime monsters engulf the goblins in their viscous tsunami, dragging them back like ocean waves back inside their body before dissolving them as if their mass were made of stomach acid.

While they were busy, you try to crawl away to make your escape. Instead, you feel a wet and sticky tendril wrap around your ankle and yank you backwards. Your life flashes before your eyes.

Emmet, the slime in white, is the one that caught you. He just wanted to thank you for your help earlier! Technically he didn't need it. One droplet of his slime didn't matter if it got squashed (by human or monster) and actually it was a common occurrence, but he was grateful for your thoughtfulness.

Ingo, the slime in black, also wanted to thank you on behalf of his brother. You seem like a very strong and kind human, very unlike the low-levelled ones that visit their Dungeon. You were nice to all the slimes actually, which was even better!

Wait - why are you looking at them like that? Why are you struggling so much?

And why do you smell delicious..?

The Overlord Succubus's influence grants monsters several things - greater strength, greater intelligence and an unexplainable hunger for carnal human pleasure.

The slime brothers so far have relied on a consistent diet of lesser monsters, berries and small animals. Not realizing that they need a healthy dose of human sweat, saliva and slick.

They've never held a human this close for this long before. You've been dangling uselessly by the ankle until Ingo holds you up with his own slimy tendrils under your arms. They can taste you from their tendrils, the beads of sweat that gathered on your body from your earlier exertion, and you were like manna fallen from heaven to them.

They couldn't help it, slowly wrapping you, coating you in their thick, goopy body mass. They were just hungry and you were the closest source of nutrition for them. They tweak their acidity just enough to dissolve your clothes away without causing you harm. Your eyes cross as you succumb to their curious tentacles exploring your body, as they lean in closer to you, pressing themselves against you until you were wrapped in nothing but their thick, cool sludge. The taste of lemon and lime soda hits your mouth, followed by cherry cola. How long can you hold on until they've had their fill?

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Did I see some hurt/comfort?? 👀👀👀

I wonder how some of the RPG!blorbos would react to a reader who’s dealing with some self-image issues, constantly comparing themselves to their harem, feeling like they’re not worthy to be with them, and the comfort they get from them?

Blorbos of your choice, I can’t really think of any for this prompt.

Okay I kind of misread this whole ask because I read this at 5 in the morning and I had this whole thing drafted out where one of the blorbos is the one with the crippling self-esteem.

So please, have some Manticore fluff.

Guzma, what is wrong with you?

It was the witching hours of night where the moon was at its peak. The stars shone a brilliance in the sky, all enough lighting for the Manticore to look down at himself. There was a reason why his kind were so prideful. They needed anything and everything or something to be proud of.

Especially when they just look like a mish mash of random animals glued together.

Guzma flexed his huge white paws, uncomfortably aware of each and every muscle and joint, knowing that they belong to him. These very hands and arms could rip through steel armour if he wanted to if he were in a fit of rage. Possible miscalculations of just how strong he was constantly terrified him.

He wasn't like everyone else. While no-one in the team is perfect, they at least had more than one redeeming qualities. The snooty Alraune was effortlessly beautiful. Elesa, despite her terrifying appearance, carried herself with grace. The slime twins? They can look whatever they freaking want!

And him? He was stuck like this. An amalgamated mess.

Why was he even here in the first place? The first time he encountered you, he went up and carried you off to his volcano. You had to be rescued. He was near death's door fighting against the twins when you stopped them all. You all were meant to leave after a brief peptalk, but he just kept.. Tagging along.

Everyone was very fast friends with each other, but Big, Bad Guzma had to build his way up just to get a smidgeon of trust. Was he even supposed to be here?

Guzma slouched forward on the tree stump he sat on, isolated from the others who were fast asleep. Cicadas buzzed in the hot, humid night and his tail twitched behind him, sensitive to the swaying grass beneath it.

"Couldn't sleep either, huh?"

Guzma looked over his shoulder to see you making his way over to him. You propped yourself next to him, sitting on the damp warm grass by the tree stump with your legs bunched together close to you.

"Nah," he sighed, leaning back. "The forest is so damn noisy, is all."

You snorted. He always thought you're adorable when you snort through your nostrils. "I never took you for a light sleeper," you smirked up at him. "Especially when you always conk out like a log after you 'siphon' my mana."

"Tch!" Guzma clicked his tongue and looked the other way in hopes to guide the blush that peppered his cheeks. "Are y'asking for a beat down or what?"

"Depends."

He honestly did not know how to respond to that. The intensity of your implications hung in the air until he finally muttered, "Y'all are stupid."

You did that adorable thing again; snorting before suddenly leaning against his side. Goosebumps prickled up his back, sending zippy tingles along the base of his pale scalp, his mop of snowy-white hair almost poofing from the sensation.

"Why don'tcha just wake up one of the other guys?" he asked, his tone unexpectedly soft.

"The crew needs their rest," you explained nonchalantly. "Especially Melli - you know how he feels about his 'beauty sleep'."

"You still have better options."

There was a pause so dramatically long, Guzma had to check if you were still there. Upon looking, he finds you staring up at him with your large, bright, round eyes, flabbergasted at what he just said.

"... What?" he sneered.

"Nothin'," you leaned against the palm of your hand, cupping your cheek while you continued to behold him in your bright, starry eyes. "I just didn't expect that coming from you."

Guzma's lips formed a tight, thin line. "What're you on abou-"

"What do I need to prove," you continued, placing your other free hand upon his knee. The worn, dark cotton of his baggy trousers felt soft under your touch. "To show you that you are as wonderful as the others?"

"Oh my god," Guzma tried to move away, the tip of his massive scorpion tail twitched unnervingly. "You're bein' weird."

He watched, paralyzed, as you climbed up from where you sat, straddling his lap with your legs wrapping around his waist. Out of habit, his large, pale hands rested on your hips while you rested your elbows on his shoulders.

"You can always tell me to stop," you reminded him, your digits carding through his silky, ivory tresses. A purr rumbled deep from his chest when you raked your nails gently against the dark sideburns. You smirked. "I'll keep going then."

"Shut up," Guzma groaned, goosebumps kissed up his neck when you trailed your touches down his nape.

"But how on earth will I tell you how much I like you?" You tittered, cupping his face, thumb gently rubbing the pink on the apples of his cheeks.

"I don't fucking know," the Manticore growled to cover the sound of his purring that was as loud as a motorboat.

"Mm, then," your palms glided downward, sailing across the fuzz of his massive lion-like arms. You pried one of his paws from your hips, bringing it up to your face and kissing the center of his palm where his leathery pawpads rested.

"What-" Guzma could swear he was back at home at the center of those goliath sized volcanoes, plunged deep in the thick, bubbling lava. "What are y'doin', girlie.."

You didn't answer. He did tell you to shut up. Instead, you vocalised by planting kiss after kiss from his palm, up his wrist and along his fluffy arm. You could feel the hardened muscles beneath his pelt soften into jelly, warming each time your lips connected to him.

"Seven swords, just say somethin'," Guzma's voice cracked as he begged. He rarely begged. It was beneath him. But you always never failed to break him in.

"Getting a lot of mixed signals, Guzzy," you murmured between kisses, going up his shoulder and climbing your way up his neck. A kiss on his jugular elicited a soft, uncharacteristic cry.

"Why are you doing this?" he mewled, his pointed ears flicked backwards defensively. He hoped you won't kiss his ears. He wouldn't know what to do if you did.

"Showing you how much I like you," you said simply, bringing his paw back up to your face, cupping your cheek with it. Your cheeks felt so velvety soft, so squishy in the palm of his calloused pads. "I love every part of you, Guzzy, I hope you know that."

Something tugged at his heart in a way that Guzma could not describe. Merely because he just never felt anything like this. "I am literally destruction incarnate."

"I know."

Guzma's hand on your hip gripped hard. "I can and will wreck your bones if I hold you the wrong way."

"What a way to go," you snorted. His heart did a little somersault in his chest.

"Everyone else-"

"Everyone else is different from each other, Guzma," you tilted your head up at him. "You too. You're different from them, and I think that's beautiful."

It felt as though a wave of heat fanned across his entire nervous system, the beat of his heart roared in his head and each thump sent a new wave to wash over him.

You think he's beautiful.

Before he could say anything else, you leaned closer, your chest leaned against him, his mouth caught in yours. The tug in his heart pulled harder, binding him to you while your mana flowed across his tongue when you deepened the kiss.

In that small moment, he thought to himself, maybe there wasn't anything wrong about him after all.

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Masterlist

Welcome to the Eikin Masterlist! Ready to read? Here are some emojis to familiarize yourself with when navigating!

⭐ - Best of the best! New Readers can start with these!

🩸 - Contains dark themes such as violence and/or toxic behavior. Read at your own risk!

🌧️ - Angst! SO much angst!

✨ - Newly added!

And as always,

Minors DNI 18+

🔺Reader x Ingo🔺

Stuck With You - You ask Ingo to guide you through the tunnels of Wayward Cave for the billionth time and he is more than happy to. What the two of you didn’t expect was the chances of a Space Time Distortion manifesting in there. ⭐

Stuck With You Before - Ingo, Emmet and you hang out at Elesa's house to watch the long awaited Tournament that everyone's been dying to watch for weeks. Problem is, Ingo is having a very difficult time paying attention with you at his side. This is a prequel of the first Stuck With You oneshot, but it is not necessary to read that one before this one.

Honeypot - You and Ingo experiment with a new toy called the Dental Gag.

mercury - Ingo catches you spying on him and your sister. 🩸

handsy - Warden Ingo demonstrates the skills of massage therapy that he learned from Pearl Clan. ⭐

piquant - After a match with Warden Ingo, he decides to share the spoils with you. ⭐

Train Bound for One - In another place, in another time, you give Ingo another one of your 'sessions'. 🌧️

Denial - Ingo likes you. You like him back. Too bad Ingo doesn't believe it.

To Be Queen - Warden Ingo encounters a Delcatty Hybrid in the Highlands.

The Lesson - A mistake at work sends you to spiral, causing you to be needlessly harsh to yourself. Ingo decides to step in. He'll do the hurting for you.

Change of Clothes - You find out that Ingo once modelled for a fashion magazine. He gives you a little live show.

Karaoke Night - You go out for a night of music with some friends and their friends. Ingo is one of them.

the look of love - You realize how beautiful Ingo looks when he climaxes.

🔻Reader x Emmet🔻

Emmet's Web - You are camping at the most secluded part of Lostlorn Forest for an indefinite amount of time. Away from people, from Pokémon, from all the noise except the noise from your own head. Unbeknownst to you, you’ve caught the attention of the local Galvantula hybrid. CHAPTERS: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 ⭐🩸🌧️

Worship - You show Emmet just how much he means to you.

His Warmth - Emmet processes his feelings for his trusty assistant.

Bravery - You say your safeword.

why are you here - You're at the club with your boyfriend and his friends but it seemed that you've been all but forgotten. You find a familiar face in the crowd that you wish you didn't recognize. 🩸

Suffering - You attempt to seduce your local priest, Father Emmet, the pinnacle of absolute truth and steadfast faithfulness. It does not turn out the way you want. 🩸

Operation Joltik - Emmet catches you playing with his collection of Joltiks.

Glass Kiss - Emmet makes the first move but there's something in the way..

Just Desserts - You offer Emmet a choice between dinner, a bath and..

🔺Reader x Twins🔻

Desks - You try your hand at some toys during office hours with Ingo or Emmet. ⭐

Office Attire - Design Directors Ingo and Emmet Trevithick of Gear'd Up Intimate give their little intern a private training session on how to envision a design worthy of their company's repertoire.

Our Subway Boss - You are the COO and ex-Subway Boss of Gear Station. You reunite with your favorite twins, the Subway Boys, to reminisce about the past over a couple of drinks. But how long can you hold your liquor? CHAPTERS: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 🌧️

Team-Building Exercise - Emmet noticed how awkward you and Ingo have been. It is inconvenient in a workplace environment, so with the help of the Subway Secretary he takes matters to his own hands.

The Commute - You won a free vacation to Sinnoh via their famous and very, verrry luxurious Bullet Train! Lucky you! It's just that you didn't expect to run into your childhood crushes Ingo and Emmet on the way there. Ride the night train with the twins, recount the days of the past and finally clear up a small and very silly misunderstanding that formed the rift between you all in the first place. ⭐

Sons of Man - (Tarzan!Submas) You are Galaxy Corp's Ace Expeditionist, your specialty was documenting elusive, rare and dangerous Pokémon. You didn't expect you'd also be taking notes of someone that the rest of Hisui forgot. CHAPTERS - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 🩸

Cross Wires - (Robot!Submas) As the Project Trevithick's main Mechanic, you run some daily tests on Gear Station's Robot Mascots before sending them out to work.

Core Upgrades - (Robot!Submas) You install some new software updates for robots 1NG0 and 3MM-ET.

Shaped Like Ours - You're feeling a little low on your appearance.

Throttle - You're convinced you might crush the boys if you ride their faces.

Play Pretend - You get a little too loud while touching yourself to the thought of Emmet..

Charmed - The benevolent Knights of the Holy Realm were sent to hunt you down in your own home..

Journey to Where - Ingo and Emmet remind you of a valuable proverb in your trance.

Security Footage - (Yandere!Submas) You decide to pay your boyfriends a visit at work. 🩸

Peep Show - (Yandere!Submas) You really want your boyfriends to come home soon. 🩸

Guessing Games - (Yandere!Submas) Every romance has an origin story. Yours just started a little differently. 🩸

House Chores - (Yandere!Submas) The boys watch you fold laundry. That's it. 🩸

The Storage Room - Do not go in the Storage Room alone. 🩸

🚂General Submas🚂

Brother - Ingo and Emmet are separated in time. Ingo can recall Emmet when his brother is asleep. Emmet hallucinates Ingo when Ingo is asleep. One night, a coincidence occurs. 🌧️🌧️🌧️

📝 BlorboDex - An RPG Blorbo Encyclopedia 👹

General Setting

Reader Lore

Slimemas - Slime Kings Ingo and Emmet

Meet the Subway Slimes

Trapped Adventurer

Slippery

In-depth Study of the Subway Slimes

Alternate Subway King Origins

Guzmanticore - Manticore Guzma

Slime and Manticore Shenanigans

Learning to Tolerate

Helping Emmet

Fallen Angel - Corrupted Heavenly Being Volo

HineMaxie and Mer-Archie - Hinezumi and Merman

Gorgonelesa - Gorgon/Medusa Elesa

Shedding

Shedding Part 2

Melraune - Alraune Melli

Highlandshipping

Suspicious Superior - Head Guild Mage Colress

Tracking Charm

Someone give this man a vacation

Others

How NC-Eikin Writes - A poorly put together guide on how to write like Eikin

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Maxie and Archie could be a lava monster and mershark, respectively, bitterly feuding over their territories encroaching on each others.

It only intensifies when they lay their eyes on you.

Maxie, able to turn a simple embrace into something heated and intense, and Archie, savagely defending you from any harm, while being oh so gentle despite his fearsome appearance.

Their demeanors completely change when out of their elements, however.

Maxie becomes meek, almost shy when doused in water, cooling his irritable and aloof nature.

Archie thrashes and claws at anything that even approaches him if he gets beached, even if someone has the heart to try and get him back into water.

I KEEP TRYING TO DRAW ARCHIE AND MAXIE BUT I CAN'T DO THEM JUSTICE

but also i can't stop thinking of them as those two experiments from that one Lilo and Stitch cartoon, Yin and Yang

As someone who grew up with Pokémon Sapphire though, I must say that I am Archie-bias between the two.

I see Maxie as a Hinezumi, based on the youkai known as the Fire-Rat (haha, Inuyasha). Collect his fur and you'll have the makings of one of the best fire-resistant and thermal-heating clothing armor in the land! No burns and stay warm! Or just have him embrace you, it works the same way (and may or may not induce fuzzy warm feelings).

Have him and his team in the same area together and you don't even have to worry about winter at all.

Archie as a mer-shark is perfect. Boop that snoot. Give his beard the scritchie scratchies. I like to think his fellow mer-shark pirates back in the water are hyping him up and screaming their encouragements to him when he gets beached.

"YOU CAN DO IT CAP'N!!!"

You wrestle with him to 'help' him back in the water but god the man is strong so he might accidentally have you pinned on the sand and hang on a hot minute, you're kind of cute-

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This is probably going it sound way to deep and complicated for an AU based around monster men sex, but how do the mini subway slimes function?

What happens when they split away from the main humanoid body, does one of them carry their memories, or is it contained in all of them?

Also, imagine how cute it’d be cuddling with these little blobs! Little black and white slimes trying to jump and wriggle themselves into your arms, trying to find the best spot to relax in. Guzma probably gently kneads on them like a cat. He enjoys it, but will never admit it.

I was gonna draw this but I think I can explain it anyway through words.

All of them will carry their memories, but the mini Subway Slimes have like.. a Braincell each. They're not very bright! They're incapable of coherent speech so the most they can do is repeat their name like a Pokémon (thanks to @bubblymilkgalaxy for this suggestion last time)

So they'd be like this:

(excerpts from an old, old draft I left)

They are very clingy and affectionate. They'd all pile on top of you if you'd let them (as long as there's not more than eight of a kind together, or you'll be smothered).

I can definitely see them being buddies enough with Guzma that, if there's like five of them huddled together, he could 'make biscuits' with them. The claws won't hurt the little slimes at all, it just goes through them like nothing, though it does feel ticklish.

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Hi Eikin! I realized I hadn't interacted in awhile, so I've come to rectify that with a fun question. Are the Slime Twin cool to the touch? If I got too hot because of the summer heat, would being immersed in my lovers' beings make me feel better?

Also how are you? What've you been up to?

Hi, Creep, long time no see! Glad to have you in my inbox again, I've missed you 🧡🧡🧡

The Slime Twins are always cool to the touch - like cool, refreshing soda pops! (They do taste like them after all..)

(for those who aren't in the know, Ingo tastes like cherry cola. Emmet tastes like lemon-limeade)

They are 100% into having you submerged in them. It's like advanced levels of hugging! Just.. keep an eye on their acidity levels. The slimetwins can be a little cheeky and might eat away at your clothing..

I have been... uh..

Trying my best HAHAHA

The next chapter of Strangers Like Me is taking longer to finish than I wanted to - mostly because I am overthinking how things should go over and over again.

So I've been remedying that by distracting myself with another hobby - like drawing. I'll be dropping a few doodles I've done for some moots on discord soon!