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Ruffnut: So I was thinking of abducting you and stuffing you in my basement as my husband. What say you? 😏

Throk: Funny you should ask, I was going to ask the same thing. Apparently, Lady Astrid seems angry when I told Lord Hiccup about it. 🤔

Ruffnut: It's fine, it's fine~! She's just not into that hardcore stuff as we are~! 😉

Throk: So is that a 'yes', then? 🤨

Ruffnut: Of course, Throky-poo! But since I'm a woman, naturally, I'll stuff YOU into MY basement FIRST!!! 😈

Throk: *Does pull-ups* Forty-nine... hmph... fifty... humph...

Ruffnut: *Watches enraptured*

Throk: Um... how long must I do this?

Ruffnut, smiles dreamily: *Nonchalant tone* Forever.

Throk, confused: 💦💦😟 I have work to do in an hour though.

Ruffnut, scowls: Details, schmetails. Keep going!

Throk: Ugh! 😖

Throk: Which weapon do you enjoy hitting people with the most?

Ruffnut: Yes.

Throk: *Doing exercises and sparing with fellow warriors*

Ruffnut: *Enjoying the unhindered view of his shirtless chest and back, full of muscle*

Throk: Greetings, Ruffnut. Do you acquire anything?

Ruffnut: *Stares at him dreamily* Nah, I'm good.

Throk: Fancy joining us in a bit of sparing?

Ruffnut: Nah, keep doing what you're doing. I'm good for now.

Throk: *Shrugs* If you wish. You may join us at your pleasure. *Goes back to his exercising and sparing*

Ruffnut: *to herself* Mmm... I could watch this all day...

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