#rukmavati

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Drama in Dwarka - Part II

Rukmavati: Father has sent Rochana with a request that she and Aniruddh get married.

Krishna: No absolutely not! This is a terrible idea...

Rukmini: Why is this a terrible idea?

Krishna: Because your brother hates me! And believe you me, the feeling is not unreciprocated.

Rochana: But I want to marry Aniruddh!

Krishna: Yeh poori family paagal hai. Vidarbha rajya ke saare paagal mere ghar me hai. Yes...all of them...Kuch toh apne paas rakh lete Rukmi Bhaiya!

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[demonkidpliz]

The birds and the bees

Note: A short story for my readers. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it! Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction copyright

Sorry about the lazy title. Tumblr is obsessed with Abhimanyu and Uttara so naturally I had to write about them.

[incorrectmahabharatquotes]

Drama in Dwarka - Part I

Krishna: Tumko shaadi hi nahin karni thi toh tum usko bhaga ke laya kyun?

Pradyumna: Aap bhi toh Mummy ko bhaga ke laye the!

Krishna: Lekin mujhe toh shaadi karni thi na tumhari Mummy ke saath!

Rukmavati: Hey bhagwan! Ab mera kya hoga? Koi mujhse shaadi nahin karega...

Rukmini: Hey bhagwan! Can all of you please shut up so I can think?

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[demonkidpliz]

Drama in Dwarka - Part I

Krishna: Tumko shaadi hi nahin karni thi toh tum usko bhaga ke laya kyun?

Pradyumna: Aap bhi toh Mummy ko bhaga ke laye the!

Krishna: Lekin mujhe toh shaadi karni thi na tumhari Mummy ke saath!

Rukmavati: Hey bhagwan! Ab mera kya hoga? Koi mujhse shaadi nahin karega...

Rukmini: Hey bhagwan! Can all of you please shut up so I can think?

[demonkidpliz]

Drama in Dwarka - Part II

Rukmavati: Father has sent Rochana with a request that she and Aniruddh get married.

Krishna: No absolutely not! This is a terrible idea...

Rukmini: Why is this a terrible idea?

Krishna: Because your brother hates me! And believe you me, the feeling is not unreciprocated.

Rochana: But I want to marry Aniruddh!

Krishna: Yeh poori family paagal hai. Vidarbha rajya ke saare paagal mere ghar me hai. Yes...all of them...Kuch toh apne paas rakh lete Rukmi Bhaiya!