#rule 35

[targetedknowledge]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Are you aware that explicit Jesus/Judas fanfiction exists? Well now you know.

I'm considering printing some of them and hanging them on the doors of local churches

Given there’s Wincest fan fiction, the existence of Jedas fan fiction surprises me in no way whatsoever. 

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it

Rule 35: If no porn is found at the moment, it will be made.

For that matter, I pretty much assume there’s Jesus/Mary fan fiction porn. Probably something to do with the halos and his carpentry tools or someshit, I don’t know. If you find it, seriously, don’t send that shit to me.

Also, don’t do that.

It’s one thing to rebut their crap when they come after you and you’re minding your own business - feel free to ruin them and decisively finish the argument. But when they’re minding their own business, don’t be the “they”.

On top of that though, publicly posting or handing out porn can get you in some shit.

[finallygotaroundtochangingit]

ALWAYS WATCH THE WATCHERS

[tf2anddeltarunefan]

....I'd be lying if I said this wasn't true....

[xalphafox]

Just searched for some fics on a relatively new Netflix series I just started (and immediately got obsessed with the characters haha). Was about to complain that there’s nothing yet until I realised the show legit only premiered a few hours? Ago…

This feels weird

[umbrellabackpack-blog]

Rule #35

Nevermind Rule #34.