𝙲𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗’𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚘

“𝐵𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝐼’𝓋𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹“ -𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝-

[xalphafox]

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐭!

𝘈𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧:

My name is Ciarán and my pronouns are they/them/whatever floats your boat ^^

<ageless but 18+>

Predominantly here to yap and enjoy the chaos - me being an idiotic, neurospicy dude with peculiar interests and absolutely no control over my thoughts.

Bilingual (🇬🇧/🇩🇪), unhinged mess with a tad (a lot) of anxiety and not enough time in a day. I can mostly be found brooding in a corner, anywhere under a blanket or passed out on the sofa somewhere.

Stereotypical mad poet- tends to hyperfixate on all kinds of movies and shows I come across. Remembers the most randomest of things at any outlandish timing, tends to go on rants deep into the night. Professional horder of obsessions

If anyone ever was to find and actually read this- ✨Hi you! < 3✨

Also please talk to me about history! I can and will yap all day, especially about anything from the 17th- mid 20th century! (and any of the topics in the tags because I am a bigass nerd and I thirst for knowledge)

P.S: Anyone would be ill advised to question the contents postet to this blog, I avoid doing so myself. My side account for writings/fanfic is here @ipromiseimokay

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𝙲𝚞𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎’𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝙸 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝:

#📯 fox rants: for when I know no bounds and must scream

# 🗞️ rl stuff: for real life crashouts

# 💼 info dump: for things that have my brain go a mile a minute

# 🪭 pretty: kind of self explanatory

# 📖 interesting: also kind of obvious

# 🖋️ writing: for ficitonal delulu and so on

# 🏳️‍🌈 skittles: cisn’t

# 🌀 gate stuff: everything Stargate

I shall unofficially tag everything else #spam but I cannot be arsed to edit every single post on here so take it as you will

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[claypigeonpottery]

@bazanite you are so correct

[microsff]

Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.

The mirror replied "To whom?"

"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".

The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.

[thickness-protection-program]

Saw some transphobic crackers in Walmart today

[thickness-protection-program]

Oop lol I didn't realize how targeted that sounded but I'm referring to Harry Potter themed goldfish crackers

[charlesoberonn]

Aperture Science Announcement Voice: “Congratulations, Homosexual! Your existence has been deemed profitable in the following regions: North America, Western Europe, and Australia.”

“To celebrate the occasion we have temporarily recolored all Aperture Science appliances in these regions to your favorite flavor of gay.”

“For further pandering on a wider area please continue fighting for basic human dignities and Aperture Science will be right there to celebrate your victory with you. Afterwards.”

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

It’s that time of the year again.

[charlesoberonn]

It’s neither. I was trying to capture the speech patterns of this guy:

[charlesoberonn]

This post feels more depressing than funny this year.

[coloredlion]

Day ONE of filling this with aro and/or ace characters

Starting off strong with Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary!! While he is not canonically aroace, I felt as though he’s really spearheaded the aroace community these past few months and helped many people feel seen and accepted :)

[star-trekster]

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[pileoffandoms]

I love this tsundere old man

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[parkchanwoohoo]

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

[wolfythewitch]

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[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[pirateking81]

This and making things somewhat simple to diagnose and repair.

[madamejadex]

Please remember that Pride is important because someone tonight still believes they’re better off dead than being themselves.