#rule everything

[ziggytheiggy]

I'm seeing Paul McCartney live in July I'll woo him with my good looks and charm, marry him, and then i will

rule everything

[kadystarlight]

According to the Official Cat Law, inviting the neighbours cat into your house your cat's house, without their consent, because the cat is always the master of everything, is an unforgivable offence not unlike treason and is punishable by the cold shoulder or death.

[imtryingreallyhardshh]

how do you have conversations with people not in a random i don't even know anymore