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i completely forgot that i have the first entry to 'rules of conduct' ready to go, so i'll upload that tomorrow while i'm still working on part 3 of 'the final Lady Sharpe'
imma give y'all this tho…
now i say this is a 'collection' but really i have no ideas right now on where else to put this particular pair of blorbos so…if you have any mundane scenarios you'd want them to put a smutty spin to, feel free to send me an Ask and i'll put it into the writing queue 💖🫡
WHEN WORDS COLLIDE by Magus Peter H. Gilmore
WHEN WORDS COLLIDE by Magus Peter H. Gilmore
WHEN WORDS COLLIDE
When told about both [members’ negative] feelings about their fellow members, LaVey, rather than expressing disapproval, said emphatically, “Those are the kind of members I want—people who can stand on their own without a bunch of slobbering idiots propping them up!”
—Anton Szandor LaVey, interviewed by Art Lyons for SATAN WANTS YOU (1988)
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If you see a self-checkout employee “doing nothing,” they are NOT doing nothing!! They are responsible for ALL of the cash registers they are monitoring. They are looking for signs of theft. They are making sure customers are checking out with no problems. They are looking for forgotten car keys, cell phones, and other items. They are keeping an eye out for hazards like abandoned carts and baskets or spills on the floor. They may be waiting for an opening to restock bags, wipe down the machines, change receipt tape or take care of other maintenance duties. They may be responsible for checking receipts if the door alarm goes off. They have no counter, no register belt, and only one bag stand for bagging purchases. They only have an actual till with money in it for processing check payments and assisting customers WHO ARE ACTUALLY CHECKING OUT USING A SELF-CHECKOUT REGISTER!! IF all the self-checkout registers are occupied by people with large orders and IF lines are long and IF you only have a few items (our rule is 4 or less) and IF they have time and IF you ask nicely, the self-checkout attendant *may* be able to check you out. But never expect them to, because while they’re tied up with you, they aren’t able to do the other parts of their job.
Weekly Lore 17: The Rules of Conduct
Established around 250 years ago as a result from the leaders of the Vessel's Teachings of the time, alongside the Academies Leadership, pushing against the City Council to change the treatment of the Undead for the better.
At the time, the general mentality of seeing them as slaves and such was already starting to change, being seeing as outdated, laws recognizing them as Citizens of Bravo already signed and applied. However, old habits die hard, and many mages and civilians still hung up on the old ways without fear of repercussion.
The Rules of Conduct, unlike many Bravien Laws, have what is called "Immortality Status", meaning that they can't be revoked, and only the ones they directly affect can call forth some kind of change. They determine when it is acceptable for a mage to use Control Magic on an Undead, what can and can't be asked of them according to their jobs, specific protections against sexual assault, aggression and coercion, how Soul Pearls are chosen to be brought back, safe spaces when in training and recently brought back, and many other minutiae. Their writing, at first, didn't involve the Undeads, but with the Vessel's Teachings support, they were directly brought to the discussion and helped in writing the Rules.
As the years passed and the input of Undeads respect, it allowed for the Undeads to become a tight community, with all of the ones with a high ranking working tireless to make sure the Rules are respected. As a result, the breaking of the Rules of Conduct by Living, specially mages, are harshly punished, and the slight suspicion of this being the case resulting in extensive investigations; if the suspected is a mage, the investigation is led by non-mages and non-Undeads of the Academy of War.
Rules
1. This blog is for an alternate universe version of my DA, heavily inspired by Markiplier (Mark Fischbach) and his work Who Killed Markiplier?, along with the markcu overall. I am not affiliated with Mark and all characters of the markcu belong to him. Not all lore will be accounted for simply because I cannot keep track of it. Other Egos or characters Mark has created may be referenced here, but responses may vary (ie there’ll likely be a lot of Wilford since this DA works with/for him). However, the sole focus of this blog is for this version of the DA.
2. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is straight up NSFW/18+ content permitted. Suggestive or just jokes can be fine, but if it’s too strong or makes me uncomfortable, I will delete the ask. Use your own discretion.
3. The main form of interaction on this blog is asks. You can send in asks directed at the DA themself, or simply theorizing about them. Imagines, headcanons, drabbles, short dialogues, and much more are also accepted. All OOC remarks will be surrounded by brackets [these things] and will be tagged accordingly. I only allow reblog threads with people I know or give permission to. All threads are discussed beforehand. Specific note about this blog: The DA is aroace and in a queerplatonic relationship with two other characters, Wilford Warfstache and Rose (my friend’s character; @fortuna-della-vedova), so any romantic asks are completely out the window unless they are about Damien. Asking for queerplatonic content with the interview trio is fine though. Cheers!
4. Anonymous asks or asks without specific indication otherwise will be addressed in second person with gender neutral terms. If you want to send in an ask as your own character or specify further details about your version of Y/N (anything you’d like potentially referenced somehow in the response or future ones), do not hesitate to do so!
5. I will attempt to tag any triggering content, but if something slips by me, do not hesitate to let me know. However, I will likely not tag content that reoccurs in WKM and the markcu as a whole simply because that would not make sense if you’ve made it this far. There will be some body horror simply because this DA can take whatever head they’re wearing and replace it with other items if they so please.
6. I have every right to delete any ask I want at any time without explanation. If this is because your ask made me uncomfortable, I may create a “do not ask” list in order to prevent this from happening again. If you think your ask got deleted, do not hesitate to send in a different one! However, Tumblr does hate me and likes to hide asks, so don’t immediately jump to the idea that I deleted it. As said before, please use your discretion and remember that there is an actual person behind the screen.
7. Any anons who wish to be identified later on may sign off their asks as they see fit, and will be given a tag to match. If you want to know whether or not a sign-off has already been taken, just ask and I will try find out.
8. You also may recognize a couple of my other markcu-related blogs such as @invinciblefixation (my general markcu blog) and @sisyphean-ibex (a blog for another alternate universe version of my DA). Honestly, at this point I should make an blog for my prime DA. It just might happen!
9. My tagging system is a work in progress, but so far it is as what follows:
#a short interview; - for asks
#and here we have… someone!; - for anons
#behind the scenes; - for ooc posts
#a break in our regularly scheduled program; - for my content that isn’t necessarily asks/roleplay (written work, art, etc)
#the interviewer; - content about this DA
#strawberry split delight; - content containing Wilford Warfstache
#sweet dreams tennessee; - content containing Rose
#in another time; - content containing Damien
#all too familiar a face; - content containing Darkiplier
#of grandeur and assholery; - content containing Actor
#an old friend of mine; - content containing Yancy
#splendid guests; - any other Egos
#our special guest star; - for any reblogged creations that aren’t mine
#roleplay thread; - pretty self-explanatory
Rules
1. This blog is for an alternate universe version of my DA, heavily inspired from Markiplier (Mark Fischbach) and his work Who Killed Markiplier?, along with the markcu overall. I am not affiliated with Mark and all characters of the markcu belong to him. Not all lore will be accounted for simply because I cannot keep track of it. Other Egos or characters Mark has created may be referenced here, but responses may vary. The sole focus of this blog is for this version of the DA. Or… the Manor’s new master, if you will.
2. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is straight up NSFW/18+ content permitted. Suggestive or just jokes can be fine, but if it’s too strong or makes me uncomfortable, I will delete the ask. Use your own discretion.
3. The main form of interaction on this blog is asks. You can send in asks directed at the DA themself, or simply theorizing about them. Imagines, headcanons, drabbles, short dialogues, and much more are also accepted. All OOC remarks will be surrounded by brackets [these things] and will be tagged accordingly. I only allow reblog threads with people I know or give permission to. All threads are discussed beforehand.
4. Anonymous asks or asks without specific indication otherwise will be addressed in second person with gender neutral terms. If you want to send in an ask as your own character or specify further details about your version of Y/N (anything you’d like potentially referenced somehow in the response or future ones), do not hesitate to do so!
5. I will attempt to tag any triggering content, but if something slips by me, do not hesitate to let me know. However, there is some content which is integral to the lore for this DA that it would be ridiculous to tag all of it. These overarching themes are: extremely dubious morality, violation of bodily autonomy, murder, death of a main character, possession, coma/forced unconsciousness, unreliable narrator, criticism of all characters in WKM except for the DA, and possibly more. I will update this list if I deem it necessary.
6. I have every right to delete any ask I want at any time without explanation. If this is because your ask made me uncomfortable, I may create a “do not ask” list in order to prevent this from happening again. If you think your ask got deleted, do not hesitate to send in a different one! However, Tumblr does hate me and likes to hide asks, so don’t immediately jump to the idea that I deleted it. As said before, please use your discretion and remember that there is an actual person behind the screen.
7. Any anons who wish to be identified later on may sign off their asks as they see fit, and will be given a tag to match. If you want to know whether or not a sign-off has already been taken, just ask and I will try find out.
8. You also may recognize a couple of my other markcu-related blogs such as @invinciblefixation (my general markcu blog) and @the-interviewer (a blog for another alternate universe version of my DA). Honestly, at this point I should make an blog for my prime DA. It just might happen!
9. My tagging system is a work in progress, but so far it is as what follows:
#and don’t forget the gift shop!; - for asks
#an anonymous donor; - for anons
#uh… line?; - for ooc content
#work unbidden; - for my content that isn’t necessarily asks/direct roleplay (written work, art, etc)
#head of the ibex; - content containing this DA
#please don’t pet the crows; - content containing the Entity
#the puppet in the cellar; - content containing Actor
#mirror mirror on the wall; - content containing Celine
#beloved; - content containing Damien
#forgiven and forgotten; - content containing William J. Barnum
#standing guard of the garden; - content containing Abe
#keep him distracted; - content containing Wilford Warfstache
#too little too late; - content containing Darkiplier
#the masterpieces whisper back; - for any reblogged creations that aren’t mine
#roleplay thread; - pretty self-explanatory
Wing Chun Kuen Rules of Conduct
Remain disciplined
Conduct yourself ethically as a martial artist
Practice courtesy and righteousness
Serve the society and respect your elders
Love your fellow students
Be united and avoid conflicts
Limit your desires and pursuit of bodily pleasures
Preserve the proper spirit
Train diligently
Maintain your skills
Learn to develop spiritual tranquility
Abstain from arguments and fights
Participate in society
Be moderate and gentle in your manners
Help the weak and the very young
Use martial skills for the good of humanity
Pass on the tradition
Preserve this Chinese art and rules of conduct
