An Internship With Warfstache

“Hello? Are you all waiting to be interviewed? Wilford! Wil? Damn, I can’t find him— How may I help you?” [an ask && roleplay blog for an alternate version of my District Attorney from Who Killed Markiplier/markcu as a whole] [Rules]

[the-interviewer]

A bright blue flashes and before you know it, you’re in… Wilford Warfstache’s interview room?

“Oh Lord,” someone murmurs from behind you. You turn around to see a humanoid figure in a blue and gold suit, the colors perfectly split down the middle. They have an old-timey projector for a head. Sure. That’s totally normal.

“You… are you waiting to be interviewed?” They adjust their tie and move their head back and forth, presumably looking around. “Wilford! Wil?”

They shout his name a few more times, going from door to door. Eventually, they give up and return back to you.

“I’m sorry for all the confusion. I’m Z, Wilford’s coworker and the secondary interviewer,” they sign. They take a seat and motion you to do the same. “How may I help you?”

[the-interviewer]

Rules

1. This blog is for an alternate universe version of my DA, heavily inspired by Markiplier (Mark Fischbach) and his work Who Killed Markiplier?, along with the markcu overall. I am not affiliated with Mark and all characters of the markcu belong to him. Not all lore will be accounted for simply because I cannot keep track of it. Other Egos or characters Mark has created may be referenced here, but responses may vary (ie there’ll likely be a lot of Wilford since this DA works with/for him). However, the sole focus of this blog is for this version of the DA.

2. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES is straight up NSFW/18+ content permitted. Suggestive or just jokes can be fine, but if it’s too strong or makes me uncomfortable, I will delete the ask. Use your own discretion.

3. The main form of interaction on this blog is asks. You can send in asks directed at the DA themself, or simply theorizing about them. Imagines, headcanons, drabbles, short dialogues, and much more are also accepted. All OOC remarks will be surrounded by brackets [these things] and will be tagged accordingly. I only allow reblog threads with people I know or give permission to. All threads are discussed beforehand. Specific note about this blog: The DA is aroace and in a queerplatonic relationship with two other characters, Wilford Warfstache and Rose (my friend’s character; @fortuna-della-vedova), so any romantic asks are completely out the window unless they are about Damien. Asking for queerplatonic content with the interview trio is fine though. Cheers!

4. Anonymous asks or asks without specific indication otherwise will be addressed in second person with gender neutral terms. If you want to send in an ask as your own character or specify further details about your version of Y/N (anything you’d like potentially referenced somehow in the response or future ones), do not hesitate to do so!

5. I will attempt to tag any triggering content, but if something slips by me, do not hesitate to let me know. However, I will likely not tag content that reoccurs in WKM and the markcu as a whole simply because that would not make sense if you’ve made it this far. There will be some body horror simply because this DA can take whatever head they’re wearing and replace it with other items if they so please.

6. I have every right to delete any ask I want at any time without explanation. If this is because your ask made me uncomfortable, I may create a “do not ask” list in order to prevent this from happening again. If you think your ask got deleted, do not hesitate to send in a different one! However, Tumblr does hate me and likes to hide asks, so don’t immediately jump to the idea that I deleted it. As said before, please use your discretion and remember that there is an actual person behind the screen.

7. Any anons who wish to be identified later on may sign off their asks as they see fit, and will be given a tag to match. If you want to know whether or not a sign-off has already been taken, just ask and I will try find out.

8. You also may recognize a couple of my other markcu-related blogs such as @invinciblefixation (my general markcu blog) and @sisyphean-ibex (a blog for another alternate universe version of my DA). Honestly, at this point I should make an blog for my prime DA. It just might happen!

9. My tagging system is a work in progress, but so far it is as what follows:

#a short interview; - for asks

#and here we have… someone!; - for anons

#behind the scenes; - for ooc posts

#a break in our regularly scheduled program; - for my content that isn’t necessarily asks/roleplay (written work, art, etc)

#the interviewer; - content about this DA

#strawberry split delight; - content containing Wilford Warfstache

#sweet dreams tennessee; - content containing Rose

#in another time; - content containing Damien

#all too familiar a face; - content containing Darkiplier

#of grandeur and assholery; - content containing Actor

#an old friend of mine; - content containing Yancy

#splendid guests; - any other Egos

#our special guest star; - for any reblogged creations that aren’t mine

#roleplay thread; - pretty self-explanatory