Near asks his partner something inappropriate....
Warning(s): Insinuated sexual content, innocent Near, cussing
Summary: Y/N is at a get together with his/her boyfriend, Near, and a few of their close friends. A song plays and a certain lyric makes Near question it.
From what you could tell, tonight has been a pretty great one. At first you were hesitant on taking up the offer, almost as hesitant as Near, himself. Neither of you were the party type, but once Matt explained that it would just be himself, his boyfriend (Mello), Misa, Light, and L... you were both somewhat less resilient in denying the invitation.
'It isn't much to ask of you two anyway, to say the least, with our busy schedules and classes, you could at least take time to relax for a night with the rest of us.'
Is how Misa had put it, you couldn't help but to roll your eyes at her statement, a fond smile ghosting your lips. She was always such a worrisome character over you, it rarely bothered you, constantly amusing you. You truly did love her, she was an amazing person, yet scary at times when angered.
And so, now here you were, with Near, sitting on a surprisingly comfortable leather couch in Mello and Matt's apartment. A drink was in your hand as you all lounged around talking, Misa's phone (which was connected to your bluetooth speaker), was playing various songs at a moderate volume. Matt was sitting a few spaces away from you and Near in Mello's lap, Misa was by your feet as she leaned back against the couch, Light and L were speaking quietly and letting out soft laughs, Near leaned up against you as you played with his soft, sheep like, strands.
You were feeling a little buzzed, both from the alcohol and the calmity in the atmosphere. You felt incredibly happy and lax. You turned your head to give Near a sweet kiss on his head, he smiled sleepily at you with glazed eyes. You smiled back before you heard an all to familiar whine. You looked down at Misa, to see her looking at you with puppy eyes and her bottom lip jutted out. You snorted in amusement, shifting to lean down and kiss her on the head as well. She giggled happily.
"What a spoiled child," you laughed, "I give you WAY too much attention and affection!"
"Oh, please! You know you love to give me love!" Misa protested cheekily.
You laughed softly at her, scrubbing her head while leaning back. She sighed, getting up and placing a kiss on your cheek, before sitting in your lap. Having a boyfriend like Mello or Light, they would definitely cause a rage and be steamed for the rest of the night over this action.
A boyfriend like Matt and L would only become jealous and insecure before grumbling to themselves all night. Which is exactly why you're happy that your boyfriend is Nate River. Understanding of your touchy friendship with Misa and just as caring for her as well.
You both looked at each other before staring at the sight of L and Light. They were sitting on a love seat, L was sitting closely to Light, yet they didn't intwine their hands or legs. They just sat comfortably next to each other. Though, Light did have an arm thrown over the couch and behind L's head. Misa smiled something that could only scream mischief as she cleared her throat.
"So..," she started, glancing at you one last time, "I was wondering when L and Light were gonna stop dancing around each other, and just seal the deal by sleeping together." She said softly, yet loud enough for everyone to hear.
You chuckled at the vulgarity. Near sighed in amusement. You saw Matt and Mello choke on their drinks. Last but not least, the incredibly hilarious sight of Light removing his arm, while he and L spluttered and turned a violent crimson, yet they didn't move away from each other. Misa laughed loudly.
You meant to take a drink of your own beverage once the act of the night calmed down, yet stopped mid lip-to-rim when you felt Near softly touch your shoulder. Turning to him, he looked quizzical.
"Yeah, angel?" You asked softly.
You watched as he reached a hand up to play with a strand. He looked down before quickly meeting your gaze again, his cheeks pink from the nickname.
"I was wanting to ask you something." He finally let out quietly.
You hummed in response to let him know that you were listening.
"Well t-thing is, is that earlier a song said something quite strange, and I just don't understand. I thought maybe you would know. I was wondering what it meant for someone to "run a train on me" means?"
You held back a breath and your tongue felt heavy from embarrassment. Feeling your face heat up, you swallowed harshly.
"Love...maybe that-" You were cut off abruptly.
"Hey! Why are you so red y/n? Are you ok?" A worried Mello called out to you.
You groaned before trying to explain. "Yes, I'm-" Once again, you were cut off.
"All I know is that I asked them a question, then all of a sudden they froze up." Near explained.
"What did you ask?" Matt then inquired. You started to play with your earlobe.
"I asked what it meant for someone to-" You cut Near off.
"It was nothing! He didn't ask me anything really! I was about to answer him actually!" You raised your voice from embarrassment.
"Apparently it was something to have you react in such a way." L stated calmly.
"Just tell us what he asked you." Light said next.
You growled out loudly, the embarrassment burning you alive. You stayed silent as you jeastured towards Near. He looked at you quizzically before straightening up.
"All I asked was what it meant in the song about "run a train on me" " He quoted once more.
Setting down your drink, you let out a long whine, curling into yourself, knees pulled up and red face hidden from sight. You couldn't believe this was said for the others to hear. You knew the other's reactions might be as bad as yours besides Mello and Misa. Have you ever done it? Not a chance! Do you know what it is because of all the nasty shit you read online and in moderately well written books? Of course you did! But, that didn't make this any less embarrassing!
"Why are you guys looking at me like that? Is there something wrong with what I asked?" You can hear the tilt of Near's head with his question.
"Sometimes I wish you weren't as aloof and innocent as you are, Nate." You mumbled out.
"Woah! Does that mean Ms. Y/N has had this train ran on her before!?" Mello asked incredulously.
"Mihael, shut the fuck up!" Matt exclaimed.
"No," you raised your head to meet them head on, "I know because of the nasty things I read. I read lots of smut online. Even before Near and I got together. Plus I've been Misa's friend for two decades now." You explained. Misa shook with laughter.
"Are you gonna tell him, or do I have to do it?" She asked cheekily.
"I will," You heard Matt volunteer, "it would be easier, since you are so flustered." You nodded in response.
"Aww no fun!" Misa pouted.
Matt rolled his eyes, before standing to stride in your direction. He moved to sit next to Near, who looked at the older with curious, wide eyes. You watched as Matt leaned in close and began to whisper to Near. You watched with a quizzical gaze as Near's eyes went from curious to shocked and his face became almost as red a ripe tomato.
When Matt pulls away from Near, patting him on his shoulder as he stood, Near turned to look at you. You nodded your head to his unsaid question. He snuggled close to you and hid his red face. You cooed and pet his head as he let out a groan. You laughed at him softly. The rest of the night went smoothly. And If Near happened to think it meant to run a toy train over someone in a childish manner, no one had to know.