Hey, asshole I used to sit in class with,
Before you open your mouth, I want to remind you again that I used to voluntarily jump off a fifteen foot high platform on a thin piece of plywood with plastic wheels. There was a time, not so very long ago, that I used to slam full-force into boys twice my size with a crooked stick and blades strapped to their feet. I played a sport where you can give up at any point, and rather than lose I dislocated my shoulder and put it back in myself - twice. I ran wind sprints until I thought my chest would burst and my heart would give out. I used to get punched in the face as a warm-up.
I just want to remind you that I am a hell of a lot tougher than you think. Just because I'm fat, doesn't make me weak. So go ahead. Let's hear that fat joke again.
