The funny thing about there being a new generation of Riders Eragon will have to train is that we do not know if he plans to continue the tradition of only accepting children around the age of ten to touch the eggs.
(Which, I 100% understand why they did this in the old Order. They’d want those kids as untouched by politics, war, and outside influence as possible, and that;s just one of a hundred reasons they’d want them young, despite the cruelty of tearing them away from their families and cultures so young, which is so so sad, but anyway.)
But all I can think about is Eragon, sitting in front of a bunch of ten, eleven, and twelve year old dwarf, human, Urgal, and elf dragon Riders and they’d have some version of Eragon’s adventures they’re familiar with but would want to hear it from him. And he would just leave out all the extra traumatizing parts and one day (and I say this with a lot of experience around children) one of the kids would just be like “Dras-Leona sounds like it was so cool! The Ra’zac and those creepy priests—“
And Eragon, imagining scenes of gory near-cannibalism and utter self-mutilation as well as Arya’s folded skin glove and the Ra’zac that tried to eat them alive and more. “Yes, haha… very cool… so cool…”
And then he would proceed to aggressively drink an anxiety potion and resume his lesson looking half-dead but way too enthusiastic about HEY LOOK AT THIS SPELL whenever the topic comes up again.
“And did you fight the Lethrblaka too? How did they die?”
“LOOK. GREEN FIRE. WANT TO LEARN TO MAKE IT PURPLE??!?” *laughing erratically in fear* “PLEASE??”








