Reagan: Your future self is talking shit about you!
Sultan: Jokes on him, I'll fucking ruin his life
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DanTDM: Next person who says 'Weird flex but okay' I will murder them.
Tommy: Proposterous boast, but alas
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Fundy: I am Lorax and I speak for the trees
Fundy: Misgender me again, I'll break your fucking knees
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Tommy: Say, do you think different paints have different tastes?
Techno: They do
Philza: ...how do you know that?
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James (Theodd1sout): *Doing vocal warm ups* Ha ha ha
Rush: James, you don't need to convince us, we already know you're sad on the inside
James: *Tears running down his face, terribly off-key* HA HA HA
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Maaz: There's only one thing worse than murder...
Maaz: *Rips of paper about murder, reading child murder*
Rush: A child.
Maaz: No-
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DanTDM: Can you at least TRY to see it from my perspective??
Tommy: *Gets on knees*
DanTDM:
DanTDM: *Proceeds to pull out diamond sword*
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Wilbur: Phil, my blood fell out!
Philza: What?! Well put it back in then!
Wilbur: Oh, I don't know how, I'm not a doctor!
Philza: Wha- Will! That's not your blood, it's bLuE
Wilbur: Well how do you know, you're not a doctor either!