#russiapocaplypse

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IT BEGINS

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bRIN G BACK HTE RUSSIAN OPERA MUSIC

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Communist reign 5eva))) паша очень секса )))

in soviet russia, we distribute секса equally 

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er, Chekov, are you alright?

yees thank u scotty 

you geet tickets 2 khan

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so my baby chekov, how do you feel when you see a hot lady ensign?

i would prowide her weeth a nice drink of ice cold wodka because eet gets wery hot on ze ship because starfleet supports galactic warming 

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Tsar Trek

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I think u mean "slawic svag"

sowey my mistake comrade