#rvb hcs

[churchofchurch]

Here, for the 4 other Flarge shippers

I'm gonna toss in some HCs while I'm at it

Sarge - Demiromantic Bisexual (Closted & in denial, but that's ok)

Florida / Butch Flowers - Full on Homosexual

[knifesimmons]

simmons gives me ambidextrous vibes. born left handed but he trained himself to use both hands for tasks. this comes in Very useful when hes recovering from cyborgification

[angelatsumu]

i want to look lavernius tucker or agent north deep in his eyes and tell him “gimme a baby” and just watch his brain short circuit.

[mlmdonut-blog]

RvB characters as things from my discord server

- Donut and Simmons were watching Grif stream on twitch and were all in voice call together, then Doc joined and started streaming too. His username was Mighty Kaminah or something but all everyone heard was "Mighty Communist" so Donut and Grif added communist to their nicknames and everyone else on the server followed suit.

- Tucker, Donut, and Doc play fortnite together all the fucking time. Donut and Doc don't really care for it all that much, but they both have crushes on Tucker so they play anyway. Because of this, everyone has changed their nicknames to Tucker and Fortnite. "Tucker McFortnite" "FortTucker" "TuckerNite".

- They once started a minecraft server, but it was based on the ip address of Church's cousin's house so they'll probably never get to play on it again.

- Everyone keeps asking for small jokes to be turned into roles and Donut has both a reaction role bot and no ability to say no so this happens

[churchofchurch]

*inhales* so in my head, in AUs where Church is still an AI, but a split one forced to share a body, I personally HC that he has iridescent eyes that you can only see in light, but like- otherwise they look silver, but they'll change color according to which of the fragments is taking over.

i.e.

Alpha - Silver

Epsilon - Gunmetal Blue

Delta - Emerald

Omega - Icy Blue (almost white)

Eta - Amber

Iota - Cyan

Theta - Purple

Gamma - Blue (standard)

Sigma - Brown (Standard)

And like - They all collectively respond to being called Church, obviously, but the people who know about it (Red team, Blue Team, certain freelancers) will call them by name based on eye color. And each one has that iridescent shine to their eyes.

But like, only Epsilon and Alpha respond to Leonard, and Gamma will respond to Gary

I just think it's a neat idea.

[churchofchurch]

My fiancé HCs Sarge's real name as Serge and I think that's hilarious and I'm sticking with it because my Fiancé is a genius

[churchofchurch]

Btw in AUs, where Simmons and Grif don't share body parts, I still HC Grif with heterochromia eyes (subtle: hazel and green) and vitiligo.

You gotta be really close to see the difference in eyes though, like in make out proximity.

Not that anyone asked but I made this account to share my brain and the thoughts inside

[donutcats]

since you wanted headcanons or what evs, headcanon that both of the grifs are hella smart (like above average) but neither of them really care that much. like, kai is all "dude i can just fuck someone if i need money. im not gonna put a shit load of money into school without being sure ill earn it back." and dex just thinks 'eh, fuck it i dont care. thinking requires effort, so fuck that."

both of them are just like "fuck it i know enough, why put in extra effort?"

the grifs being smart and clever are v important to me