#rvb lorenzo

[skwistokwarrior]

yeah yeah okay mark temple cool villain what about the the others. the other blues and reds. they're right there. can anyone here m

[orbitingrook]

Best Desert Gulch Red?

Surge

Gene

Biff

Cronut

Lorenzo

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

[plagues02]

Red vs Blue - Blues and Reds (plus Mercs) Queer HCs

Pride Month 2024 - Day 27

Temple is aroflux and gay. He is also a trans man(he/him) and would kill if clocked.

Biff is omnisexual with a heavy fem lean.

Buckey is pansexual.

Loco doesn’t label himself. He just falls for whoever he falls for

Surge is aroace.

Cronut is asexual and gay.

Gene is nonbinary and uses they/he/it and is gay.

Lorenzo is agender and uses any pronoun.

Felix is a trans man who uses he/they. He’s on the aroace spectrum and he’s biromantic.

Siris is on the aroace spectrum.

Locus is genderfuild and their pronouns changes fairly often. They mainly use they, he, or she. She also is only attracted to men and asexual.

[dgknightblue]

Who am I going to redeem if I ever redeem someone? The most likely to be redeemed are Loco and Surge!

Hm…. If Biff was alive, he’d probably be not a bad guy. Temple can die :3 he’s a butt.

Lorenzo can be redeemed because he has a name similar to my brother’s. I don’t know about anyone else.

Doc and Donut have their redemption arcs later of course :3

Felix doesn’t get a redemption arc, but if he has to stick around he gets the pxss taken out of him. (Is that a saying???)

And because I can’t stop myself:

Felix, Temple, Gene find Simmons mildly attractive. But in an angry way. Like why is this ugly nerd kind of not as ugly as I think he is??? He’s obviously not hot in any way, but I like some of the faces he makes.

Not a full crush, just an attraction.

I have a very specific interaction between Simmons and Felix that kind of turned Felix on, but he was so angry at the time he didn’t want to acknowledge it. Meanwhile Simmons desperately hopes Felix doesn’t stab him for his surprisingly good bluff.

[pine-abble]

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[freelancer-intel-256]

Blues and Reds Down

Okay, so some of these are a bit of a stretch, but the ways the Blues and Reds were defeated and/or killed offer contrasts/parallels to their counterparts.

Honestly, there’s no irony in Lorenzo’s second decapitation that I could see. Um... He’s operating a vehicle turret when it happens? The tank’s main cannon gives Tucker the momentum to boot him away like a football? Maybe Lorenzo, too, was jettisoned into space, doomed to drift towards a black hole?

Here’s Cronut being blown up in a tank by a dude beating the radiator off with a nice arm. And. You know. Surviving.

Colonel Surge is defeated, although instead of dying battling an enemy, the opposing duelist tries to reconcile with him, in spite of how much bloodlust and war is integrated into their personalities.

Gene goes down kissing ass and sucking up. If we’re really going in here, some people have said that Gene’s evil clone characteristic is that he’s Simmons without Grif... Which he is. He’s a Simmons who never had a counter, an unstoppable force who never met his immovable object. While Simmons learned from Grif how to get along with his polar opposite, and that in turn led to him to see his superior not as a strange father figure but a compatriot and his inferiors not as such but as friends. Gene was a kissass who never learned his lesson, who was never helped, and he goes down thinking that his way of appealing to people will get him out of this mess. But not this time. Status: Unknown

Oh, man, Buckey. You were fucked the moment you took Tucker’s sword. First, Buckey blows his entire load too soon and runs dry. Then he just can’t get it up, no matter how much he fiddles with it, plays with it, or whacks it. Boom-chicka- Get fucked, Buckey. The only thing you’ll be eating out is “from the confines of a prison cell”.

Poor Loco was shot by the team-killing fucktard Temple in a sad reversal of Caboose and Church’s typical gag.

Where Church has sacrificed himself for his friends on multiple occasions, Temple faces his defeat confident that his friends will come back to avenge him. What they can do for him as opposed to what he can do for them... But nobody came... Perhaps he could have made the sacrifices to save the ones he loved, had he only the chance. Church destroyed himself for his friends. Temple faced his defeat alone. And frozen in some disturbingly uncomfortable-looking pose, for some reason.

...

And Biff was killed just trying to get away from the military drama.

[skwistokwarrior]

i had a long talk with my brother about the blues and reds awhile back and i thought i'd share some ideas we brainstormed for a better season (because s15 has so potential gone down the shitter) so uhh scroll while you still can. professional yapping under cut

ok so thinking about it now i don't exactly know how this would work about we had an idea that some of the reds and blues stayed back on chorus (i know, i know, this is already creating plotholes.) we decided on tucker, simmons, and sarge. we also thought itd be cool if tucker was like a cooler version of felix and wash combined. i think he'd train lieutenants☝️ maybe some simmons jensen bonding time i need those nerds to be friends!!! they can geek together. i also think simmons would like to observe chorus and help them recover from the war. and sarge would just stay idk

nooowww let's get into some ideas we had to improve the b&rs

surge, now being a sort of opposite of sarge, gained his rank from deception and tricks and he's actually quite cowardly, he'd risk a whole platoon to save his own ass (but oh no, they fought well and died in honor..) he doesn't really care for command and order, but follows temple because he has to. we came back to this a few months later and also had another idea that he was an odst like sarge but was very traumatized after the war and was very apathetic to life.

genes more street smart than book smart, also a massive trickster. he only pretends to think surge is in charge, he really hates surge (plus i had an idea that sarge DID save surge, but he left surge on his own and gene pushed him in the lava mwahahaha) but despite that he actually sort of idolizes temple, seeing him as the leader surge never was. my guy turned down his leader just to immediately cling onto the first authority figure he views as "different from the others" (different as in worse. so much worse) or he's just the same. cause that joke was pretty funny

i think it'd be interesting if cronut acted more like s1 donut (because the difference is INSANE 😭) not much further explanation on this but also added a point that he's using the b&rs just for the time machine (what for? we didn't exactly get that far.) OH ALSO MAYBE NAMED BAGEL LMAO

so we had two ideas for buckey. he's either huge creepazoid turned up to 11 or a huge religious freak that DESPISES tucker for his sexual nature. swears its gods words telling him to persevere and help the b&rs on their plan. to add onto the first idea, i think he'd have all of tuckers worst traits amplified by like, a lot. the only reason they keep him around is cause he's a sniper (also had a little idea that he was the one who shot wash)

lorenzo is silent. cant speak LOL we had some ideas about him being given freelancer equipment. alsssooooo added onto this with the possibility of the suit being ran by the greed ai (and that the armor was georgia's suit colored brown cause of the georgia & greed theory) plus they had an emp bomb installed as a backup. maybe this ones a stretch

nothing much for loco. i guess i liked his whole "hes not REALLY evil thing" but i wouldve liked to see an evil side of loco, even just a little. oh we had an alternative idea for the machine he was builing, somewhat of a slipspace bomb to lure in unsc ships to boom boom them

i don't really know what to add to biff 😭 i actually liked his character as he was. uuuuuhhhhh i wouldve liked more georgina. pls. i love heryou dont understamd.

OHHH ALSO ALSO we had an idea that when tucker finally gets to temple he pulls out fucking yellow church as an ai fragment. he threatens to destroy it and does his little rant about how the ai fragments were also the cause of all this. to add onto the slipspace bomb idea, the bomb is destroyed at the unfortunate cost of yellow church. bye bye buddy. I KNOW THIS ONES A STRETCH ITS JUST FUNNY

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