Literally nobody asked for it but here's a sneak peak into Red vs Blue: Redux, my rewrite of RvB. I'm hoping to upload the first chapter by the end of this month.
Church sighed and returned to watching the reds stand in a square and jabber on about who knows what. Just like he had done every single recon patrol for the last three weeks. It was like they were physically incapable of doing anything interesting. If he were closer he could at least listen in, but from here all he had was their halfhearted gestures. At least the pink one was pretty expressive with his hand movements.
“What are they doing now?”
“I’m going to give you ten seconds to answer that question for yourself. And if you can’t figure out the answer, I am going to shove the scope of this rifle so far up your ass I’ll be able to figure out where your fucking brain went.”
Tucker stood up, throwing his hands in the air, “Well if you’re just going to be an asshole about it, then I’m going back to base. I was just trying to make some conversation.”
“Fine! This’ll be so much easier without you in my ear anyway.” Church said, slumping his shoulders as he pressed his eye against the scope.
With a sigh of relief, he could finally watch the reds in peace. He watched as the maroon and orange one led the pink one back into the base. As they disappeared inside, the red one, the sergeant, went back to looking at their new vehicle. Church watched in confusion as the red team leader stood in front of the car and gestured occasionally.
Is...Is he talking to the car? Church thought as he tilted his head in confusion.
As the sargent walked toward the vehicle, giving it a loving, sensual pet on the hood, Church dropped the view finder from his eye. Whatever was going to happen next was nothing he wanted to see. With a sigh, he turned to watch as Tucker returned to the base before standing up to follow him.
Church made his way down the slope, watching his feet as he walked. He might as well get ready for the supply drop. They should be arriving any minute now. Not to mention the fact they were going to be getting new recruits and he didn’t trust Tucker to give them a proper introduction. Heaven forbid one of them is a girl; Church just knew his teammate wouldn’t be able to keep it in his pants. Besides, if he wanted to be the leader, he needed to act like one.
He cursed Captain Flowers for up and dying on them, forcing him to take over and be in charge. Church didn’t have the slightest clue what he was doing, and now he was responsible for making sure himself and the others stayed alive. At the very least Command could give him a promotion to make all the headache worth it. But no, all they decided to do was give them two new people to even the teams.
A sonic boom took him out of his thoughts and turned his eyes to the sky. Church watched as the ship landed beside the base, steadying himself against the gust of air that threatened to bowl him over.
Before him and Tucker could even exchange a glance, the bay door was open and a small crew was pouring out to unload supplies. Pushing past the men carrying crates, Church started hunting for the new recruits.
When he entered the belly of the ship, he saw two people in armor sitting beside each other and giggling. He raised an eyebrow in confusion as he realized one of them was in yellow armor. That must be some sort of mistake.
“Are you two Private Grif and Caboose?” Church asked hesitantly.
“That's us!” The yellow-clad recruit chirped, “Are you the Captain?”
Church pressed his lips together as he shifted from one foot to the other, “I'm the one in charge.”
Seemingly not noticing his non-answer, the one in blue stood up and held out his hand, “Nice to meet you! I'm Private Michael Caboose!”
It took everything in Church to not gasp in surprise. Caboose was massive! He was nearly seven feet tall and was by no means skinny. The new recruit could probably break Church in half if he really wanted to. He swallowed before giving his hand a quick shake, gritting his teeth in pain as Caboose nearly broke every bone in his hand with his grip.
As Church began to massage his hand, he turned to the other recruit, “That means you must be Private Grif.”
“Sure am! I'm excited to be here!” She said with a chipper tone.
“Me too!” Caboose chimed in.
Church looked between the two recruits with trepidation. At the very least these two had a much better attitude than Tucker, but they did not seem at all prepared for the reality of war. How could anyone be excited to get shot at?
“Well… How about we go meet the rest of the team?” Church suggested, unsure how to proceed.
The two nodded eagerly before following him out of the ship. Tucker was waiting at the end of the ramp, watching the three of them. Church really hoped this went well. He felt like he was introducing two overly excited puppies to his cat with an attitude problem.
This is a late upload (on Brodie's part because she maybe accidentally left it sitting in private videos) but Fachu did a Thank You video as well so here it is!
Yes! You heard it here first! After some delays involving internet, editing programs, and simply error after error we bring you Episode 3 of the RvB Redux’s SECOND SEASON! And it’s here to stay. Next episodes will be done in a much more timely manner.
In Rooster Teeth's acceptance of the Ice Bucket Challenge
Matt nominated the entire RT Community to take part.
So...that might be a thing I do. At the very least, I'll donate. Gotta make sure that we get a day of warm weather - it's starting to cool down again over here. You know what, I wonder if we could get the whole Redux crew to do it and then make a compilation vid sort of like our 'thank you' one. *strokes imaginary beard.*
In other news, I am finally getting my tush moving on my Lydia RP page. Yes this is happening. Not that I think anyone cares much, really xD; but I will link it after it's been completed! ...Or at least properly made.
RvB Redux - Episode 19: Last One Out, Hit the Lights
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Well guys, here we are.
The RvB Redux started off as an incredibly ridiculous idea I had at 3am and after nearly 100 auditions, hours of editing time, thousands of lines, a couple table reads, and a lot of technical difficulties, we're here, the last episode of season 1.
I have to say thank you so much to the cast of voice actors we have. The RvB Redux would be nothing without the talent of the people on our team and I thank you from the bottom of my heart for making this 3am idea a reality.
Of course another huge thank you to the fans of the Redux. I thought that nobody would watch this but this blog gets more followers every day and people are always so kind in the tags and the comments so THANK YOU FOR WATCHING.
Seriously, I finished editing this episode and sat back and just kind of drank it all in. We really produced this full season of the Redux with season 2 well underway and I just think that, as a fanproject, this is seriously an incredibly feat.
So, thank you for watching, thank you for listening, thank you for acting, and thank you for being a fan of both Red vs. Blue and the Redux!
