im crying so someone sent a link to a change.org petition to put the boat back in a server i’m in and the reasons for signing people put are hilarious. i feel like i need to share some of my favorites so here they are:
“boat must be stuck”
“jaja caída de la economía mundial goles brrr (haha fall of the world economy goals)”
“had some fine alter-globalization vibes here c’mon put me back”
“GO AROUND THE HORN LIKE A FUCKING GENTLEMAN”
“CLOG CLOG CLOG CLOG”
“ever since that boat got freed, my wife left me, my dad got cancer, and now my dog wants child support. just put the boat back please”
“god intended the boat to be there humanity has no right to intercede in gods plan”
“please please put it back i can’t hamburgr”
“Make evergreen stay forevergreen”
“Vroom vroom go STOP WE STAY STOOK”
“Boat is free, kids crying now. Just put it back ffs.”
also if anyone is curious and wants to look for themself, here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/idk-put-the-boat-back/c
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