leave me and my emotional support cactus alone

andy | they/he | transmasc gay | I like memes and videos and sometimes I shitpost too

[cactusrya]

i have no where to say this but i sent my roommate an anon ask and it’s so funny seeing them process it like wow i’m a part of a con act now

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[otherwindow]

accidentally fell into somebody’s chimney

[mega-taiga]

They really said

[diaryofandnwoman]

Link for full article below.

Shawna Dias’s sewing machine is tucked away at her work table behind racks of fur. Hot pink, bright yellow, baby blue, they hang like a fluf

[jgvfhl]

*pretends to be shocked but also maybe this will make people realize that Indigenous People Know What The Hell They’re Doing and Deserve Respect*

[paddysnuffles]

3 other fun/cool facts about the Inuit:

1. They also invented kayaks and dog booties.

Dog booties are actually really important for working sled dogs in winter to protect their paw pads from iceburn and keep ice from getting in between their toes and burning them that way.

2. The traditional Inuit diet is one of the healthiest in the world, and the most balanced for the ratio of Omega 3 to Omega 6 consumption

Most modern diets consume way too much Omega 6 and not enough Omega 3.

3. Inuit is a plural noun. When speaking about a single person the correct word is Inuk (always capitalized)

For example, “This Inuk woman is wearing traditional Inuit tattoos”.

[graaaaceeliz]

And she is wonderful

[historic-old-guard-lover]

Never a bad time to remember that indigenous people are wonderful and deserve to have a good day.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

Cursed school presentations? Thank you!

I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[blu3-skyy]

[w0wls]

That shrek one is threatening

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How’d y'all leave out this one?

[peter-my-parkers]

Brothers in arms

[papasmistakeria]

[velvetys]

english ist

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[shadywinters]

Top tier answers here

[direfoxicorn]

[arrispect]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dilfnipples]

A Collection

[dilfnipples]

[dilfnipples]

[sickpage]

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

[t-hy-lla]

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

[girlwithalessonplan]

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

[2-steks-an-1-rokc-deactivated20]

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

[vampirepunch-deactivated2015040]

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

[avatarofnightmares-deactivated2]

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

[dduane]

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

[anagrammatical-blog]

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

[elusivebrew]

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

[jumpingjacktrash]

ok but so do we

[cyhiraeth]

@neurodivergent-crow

[paddysnuffles]

Cool facts about crows:

1. Crows understand the concept of gifts.

There’s a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you. 

2. Crows remember who has been kind to them and tell other crows about the nice humans.

There are various examples of people who have helped crows and the crows not only come back to say hi, but also bring friends who need help over for the nice human to help.

3. Crows are the only other animal known to make tools in order to make another tool.

4. Crows have been proven to have a sense of self

If you mark them with a coloured dot that they can see and then show them their reflection in a mirror they soon realize that the reflection is them and not another crow.

5. Crows have regional dialects and accents.

They are also able to copy each other’s dialects and accents to fit in if they move to an area where the accent is different.

6. Crows regularly visit their parents after leaving the nest.

They also regularly live with their parents after reaching adulthood to help with raising their younger siblings for up to five years before moving out.

[witch-without-gender]

I love crows so much

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[omghotmemes]

It’s coming.

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[cactusrya]

im crying so someone sent a link to a change.org petition to put the boat back in a server i’m in and the reasons for signing people put are hilarious. i feel like i need to share some of my favorites so here they are:

“boat must be stuck”

“jaja caída de la economía mundial goles brrr (haha fall of the world economy goals)”

“had some fine alter-globalization vibes here c’mon put me back”

“GO AROUND THE HORN LIKE A FUCKING GENTLEMAN”

“CLOG CLOG CLOG CLOG”

“ever since that boat got freed, my wife left me, my dad got cancer, and now my dog wants child support. just put the boat back please”

“god intended the boat to be there humanity has no right to intercede in gods plan”

“please please put it back i can’t hamburgr”

“Make evergreen stay forevergreen”

“Vroom vroom go STOP WE STAY STOOK”

“Boat is free, kids crying now. Just put it back ffs.”

also if anyone is curious and wants to look for themself, here’s the link: https://www.change.org/p/idk-put-the-boat-back/c

Supporter comments · Idk: Put The Boat Back. · Change.org

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[humanstein]

Forever stuck in my heart.