#ryan wrytes!!

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because it's on my mind and i don't think they ever posted it themself, i want to show off the domestic arkayne sketch i got ages ago that ive been using as an ao3 pfp

i just care about them so much. and i think everyone else should finally experience what exists in my sick and twisted mind (arthur and kayne cuddling ooc style)

art by @samglyph

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i finally got around to listening to 59 today so here's an alternate scene where arthur gets more hands-on about killing kayne

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what if i just wrote a series of little oneshots of characters i like having pokemon battles

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do you think kayne more wants to kiss arthur or eat him?

yes

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got distracted and wrote a sad, gay version of wyw(n't)h 2 despite not having listened to it yet

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arkayners rejoice. i return to am i my brother's keeper once more with the long awaited chapter 6

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as a screenwriter i can't watch movies normally

anyway here are two scenes i would add to the mario movie for more comedic effect bc yeah it was funny, but it could be funnier:

MARIO MOVIE SPOILERS AHEAD

i wish they used luigi more so most of these are luigi centric lmao

- the scene where bowser is practicing asking peach to marry him, it would be funnier if luigi was the one used as the stand-in peach

- this would introduce the opportunity to have luigi say something along the lines of "really? that's what you're going with?"

- this could add a funny, short sideplot where luigi teaches bowser how to approach peach, since he's a human and knows humans

- there could be a lot of silly shenanigans there and it would be a fun little break from the action of mario's scenes

- after peach is threatened into marrying bowser, i would have loved if she got to meet luigi

- she's heard so much about him from mario and i think it would be a really sweet scene for them to meet each other

- she would tell him what happened to mario and luigi could reassure her that he'll be alright. he's always been the strong one.

- peach would then be called to walk down the aisle and, when luigi sees how distressed she is, comes up with a plan.

- we cut to the bride walking down the aisle, the veil hiding her face. a fun little callback to those mario comics where luigi takes peach's place :)

- meanwhile peach is hard at work freeing the prisoners and being a general badass bc i love her

that's all :)

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it's been a very long time since i've written