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[tagedeszorns]

You want some nice Lucius-Vispyrtilo-PWP?

Look no further!

Here's a great fic by @legiopraesagio. And I'm proud to have inspired it with the pic above!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Wellll ... Someone did report my pic and Tumblr took it down.

So I had to make a version of it with the Modesty Screamer of Tzeentch.

The original can be found here

and here

and here

But imagine - not an automated censorship-bot shot my pic down - someone felt enough malice and spite to report it to Tumblr! A real person had this kind of pettinesslevel!

You can't stumble on my pics on Tumblr by accident. My blog is flagged unsafe by Tumblr, so it doesn't show up on search or anything. It's just there, like a submarine full of Astartes-penis and -ass. Lurking in the depth. Found and visited only to the pearl-divers who know it's there.

So some sad sack took it upon themselves to follow my blog, just to snitch on anything they deem snitchworthy.

Imagine the horribly mundane life this person must lead to feel that kind of urge! To lurk in the corner, shooting out only to shit on fun.

How insignificant they must feel all the time to need this small power rush.

Wow!

[tagedeszorns]

It's a 3 on the Marine Meat Monday-d20!

I don't remember if I ever did Vispyrtilo for MMM - and since I can't do Lucius or Fabius again (I WANT to, but it wouldn't be fair, would it?), have a sleepy Eagle King and his first coffee.

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WH40ktober gave me the prompt "Hoard" and so I drew Vispyrtilo stealing and hoarding more of Lucius' horrible t-shirts.

Look how happy Dumb Bird™ is!

The Dark Prince truly favours their Raptors, for gifting them so many shirts!

[tagedeszorns]

Day 7 of WH40ktober-prompts: Meal

I really like crows. And I like Chaos Raptors, especially the Dumb Birds™, a.k.a. the Rypax, a very slaaneshi Raptor-cult infesting Lucius' ship. (They are very useful, but not the brightest bulbs on the tree)

Crows around here are picking walnuts from trees and place them on the street for people, bikes, cars to run over, thus opening them for the crows to get their meal.

Since Rypax may be not very got at opening protein rations, in my HC they are placing them in the corridors of the ship for their brothers to open and then drop from the rafters to collect their bounty.

My HC tend to lack respect for the grim darkness of the far future.

[tagedeszorns]

Yes, they are real! 😁

Every once in a while I get reblogs or comments by people expressing their sadness that Lucius' (and in the latter stages of their lifecycle: Vispyrtilo's) shirts are not real.

And then I can go and make their day by telling them: No! Au contraire, mon ami! All those shirts are real. There are people out there who are allowed to vote and operate a one-ton-vehicle, who designed those shirts for real!

I love to entertain the thought that I have made the world a better place by directing people to buy those shirts and wear them.

[tagedeszorns]

Day 12 of WH40ktober gave me: Precious!

So here's Vispyrtilo stealing another one of Lucius' horrible, horrible shirts. Waeving it into his current nest high in the rafters of the Cohors Nasicae's Strike Cruiser, to feast on the touch of Slaanesh all over the ugly beautiful shirt.

A few days later another of the Rypax-flock will steal it from him, too. One of the usual feuds amongst the Dumb Birds™ will erupt and cease as fast as it began.

Chaos Raptors are such useful warriors, but their brain is so, so small.

[tagedeszorns]

"What are you?"

*sad bird-noises*

"That's right. An idiot sandwich!"

My eternal WiP has reached the first colouring-stages! I don't know why it's taking this much time.

Lucius telling Vispyrtilo in a calm and measured way how very rational and well thought through the idea of taking a walk half naked on the hull of the Diadem with the Geller field turned off, was.

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Vispyrtilo stole a new shirt - work in progress

@crysdrawsthings excellent piece of Fulgrim and Lucius (and assorted daemons) having tea invoked the urge in me to draw more stolen shirts.

He may call himself the Eagle King (well, akshually Fulgrim called him that first. Or was it his predecessor with that stupid crown-thing ...? I'll have to read that up again), but Vispyrtilo and the Rypax are much more like magpies. Stealing things they like, hoarding shinies. And shirts. Because they are a very slaaneshi cult and shirts worn by a Champion of Slaanesh smell veeery good to them.