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[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Random civilian: Are you one of the good guys?

Jouno: No, but I'm friends with them.

[harveybwabbit92]

[R/n is visiting Storage after calling Haruki in panic, claiming she could hear people’s thoughts, Yuka is helping her while Shota pouts at his desk. (He’s jealous R/n called Haruki instead of him.)]

Yuka: Let's test your skills for real. What number am I thinking of?

R/n: 3. 11. 25. 3 again. Bulbasaur....

Yuka, confused: Bulbasaur???

Shota: What the hell is a Bulbasaur?

R/n: Wait...That’s not you Yuka, I think that was Haruki?

[Everyone looks at Haruki.]

Haruki, chuckles nervously: That's so weird. Why would I be thinking of Pokémon at a time like this?

*Z, in Haruki’s head: What is Pokémon???*

R/n, looking around confused: Who thought that?

Haruki: Who thought what?

[cut later]

 R/n: Okay if I’m not sick where did these powers come from?

[cutting off Haruki]

R/n: Nope, I wasn't on a bus.

[cutting off Yuka]

R/n: No, I wasn't abducted by aliens.

[cutting off Yoko]

R/n: No, I didn't inherit a mystic totem from my grandma. Really, guys? 

[pause]

R/n, to Haruki: And why are you still thinking about Bulbasaurs???

Haruki: He's the cutest one of all!

Shota, cutting in: Have you considered that maybe you’re not completely human?

R/n:...…..What?

Shota: It’s just a suggestion, but maybe you might have some dormant non-human blood flowing through your veins? What’s your family’s history?

R/n: I don’t know much about either side....I know my grandfather is my step-grandpa cos my real one disappeared one day, granny always said he went back to live in the skyyyy.....Oh! 

R/n: 

R/n: Guess she wasn’t just saying that as a euphemism for his death...

[greekschist]

Hermes: Yeah, but as far as plans go, this is not a good one.

Apollo: Hermes, this was your plan.

Hermes: I didn't think you'd actually say yes.

[incorrctbleach]

Lilynette: It's nothing we can't handle.

Starrk: It's everything that we can't handle.

[incorrecthsmtmtsquotes]

Ricky: Have you been yelled at by Gina yet?

EJ: Ha! I’m not scared of her.

Ricky: So that’s a “no” then.

[incorrectbananafish]

Ash: It's not typically how I get my information.

Shorter: How do you typically do it?

Ash: I find the person and then I put the fear of God into them until they talk. But we can try it your way.

[incorrect-and-ineffable]

Newt: As far as plans go, this is not a good one.

Anathema: Newton, this was your plan!

Newt: I didn't think you'd actually say yes!

[incorrect-aceofdiamond]

Kuramochi: Wow. You look really lovely.

Ryousuke: Lovely. Well, it's nice that you've extended your vocabulary from words like hot and mega hot.

Kuramochi: You can just say thank you, you know.