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Apollo: Okay guys, lets just hug this out. *Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, and Athena struggle into a group hug* Artemis: Who took my wallet? Hermes: Sorry.

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𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀: Your honor, you weren't there at the scene so shut the fuck up.

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Cashier: That'll be 20$

Ares: I don't have that kind of money.

Cashier: Then I'm sorry but I can't sell this to you.

Ares *slides the cashier a 20$ bill sneakily like it's a bribe*: How about now?

Athena *in the distance*: Ares stop fucking with the humans.

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Poseidon, solemnly: Gaia is on the rise. She’s forming an army. Things are getting out of hand.

Zeus bored, shrugging: Okay, so send some demigods out to do something about it. Your kid can go, I’ve probably still got one somewhere. Anybody else got some offspring to volunteer?

Hera, disapprovingly: You really want to risk the safety of our children instead of sorting your own problems?

Zeus, rolling his eyes: Honestly, what is the point of having kids if not to sacrifice them for our needs.

Baldr: are you trying to smother me to death?

Loki: oh sorry I didn’t see you there.

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Patroclus: I'm ruining your reputation, aren't I?

Achilles: Don't worry, I've been hard at work trying to ruin my reputation for years. Perhaps after this, influential families will stop trying to catapult their unwed daughters over my garden fence.

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Zeus: Okay, help me please! Hera: Got two words for you. Zeus: I bet they won't be helpful. Hera: Your problem. Zeus: I was right.

Shezmu: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed. Shezmu: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it. Shezmu: But who's to say. Varuni: I think France isn't real. Dionysus: Varuni, you've been to France. Varuni: And???

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