Donald Trump Creates Celebratory GOP “Rap” Album
By: Fabia Fabrication
As of late May 4, 2016, John Kasich has officially dropped out of the presidential race. After trailing the entire duration of the presidential race, he has finally decided to call it quits. “I think it’s best if I channel all of my energy into spending time with my family back in Ohio” Kasich says. It was safe to say that we all anticipated John Kasich dropping out a long time ago after trailing by hundreds of points to Ted Cruz and almost thousands of points by Donald Trump. With only 1,237 delegates needed for nomination, Donald Trump becomes the presumed Republican presidential nominee. Most Republican politicians are surprised by Trump’s success, but the biggest surprise came from Trump himself. “Honestly, I don’t know how I did it. If anything, I’m just as surprised as the rest of the nation. I think at this point, the only thing surprise I have up my sleeve is to release my rap album in celebration.” commented Trump.
While, many took light to his remarks, rumors have been spreading the last several months that Donald Trump has been working with Producer/Songwriter Kanye West. Originally, sources thought the two were close because Kim Kardashian and Ivanka Trump both signed a deal with Balmain this past summer. However, Kanye West confirmed that he has been producing beats for Donald Trump to create his debut album. He even has created the alias “T Money”, and allegedly has book tour dates in corresponding towns with his presidential campaign. While we’re unsure if Donald Trump will actually release music, one thing is for certain. This presidential campaign has proven to be a historic one for sure.
