Cut to Church's ghost standing over Caboose's body, surrounded by everyone else
Washington: What is going on?
Church: Wash, stay calm. We can explain.
Washington: I don't want explanations, I want the truth. Now. When were you gonna tell me about this?
Church: Okay, maybe I should start from the beginning. You see, Caboose here, killed me by accident once. Well actually, more than once.
Caboose: Not my fault. Tucker did it.
Washington: He killed you. As in... dead.
Sarge: Then we reached an agreement. I built Blue over here a new body-
Church: Agreement? More like we kicked your ass, and you didn't have much of a choice of what you wanted to do.
Sarge: Who kicked what now?
Simmons: What're you, an idiot?
Sarge: You wanna take that back.
Church: You guys totally gave up!
Church: That was the time that Tex kicked your asses all over-
Washington: Stop. Focus. How did you build him a body?
Sarge: With a robot kit of course. I'd already used ours to build our helper. Lopez.
Simmons: And a mighty fine job you did too, sir..
Grif: Yeheah, it's always great to have a helper no one can understand.
Sarge: Blue Team hadn't used theirs for some reason, and they even had an extra. We used that for your buddy, uh, whatsername.
Washington: And that didn't strike anyone as odd? That you would have a kit to build a robot that looks like a soldier?
Simmons: That's just standard issue equipment. Right?
Washington: What? No. Have you ever run in to anyone else who has one?
Simmons: We don't really get out that often.
Sarge: Okay, smart guy. If they're so rare, then why did Command send us upgraded ones when we were told to ship out to Rat's Nest?
Church: You guys went to Rat's Nest too?
Sarge: I used some of the spare parts to spruce up Lopez.
Simmons: Spare parts? Did you fix his voice thing?
Sarge: You know, I didn't even think about that until just this second. Kind of obvious in hindsight. Probably best not to mention it to him if you see him.
Simmons: Meh, he wouldn't understand anyway.
