For the fic meme: Everytime I see your name I can’t help but think of your house of mau series XD. It’s probably one of my favorite dc fics
Aww, thank you! Tales from the House of Mau is one of my silly-just-for-the-fun-of-it series (so it of course developed plot, sigh). Please enjoy this alternate take on Jason and Tim's meeting with Janet:
"Mom," Tim asks, drawing out the word even longer than necessary for his current form, "where's Dad?"
"Ugh," the serpent says, flipping their tail and rolling their eyes. "Don't even talk to me about your father. He decided he was tired—tired! After a mere eight centuries! He wanted excitement. Romance."
"So… does this mean you guys finally got the divorce you've been dragging your feet over for the last century?"
"Don't be silly, Timothy—marriage is for silly fly-by-night mortals."
"Sorry. The 'formal declaration of separation and division of hoards,'" Tim says, rolling his eyes.
"He left me for a human!" the serpent sobs, pressing their huge head against the whale's bulk. "Some silly little sorceress who wears spandex and can't be more than ten, fifteen years older than you."
"Wow, Mom. That's… pretty unexpected." Very unexpected from what everyone's told Jason about Tim's parents and their views on inter-species relationships. This new development no doubt means that Tim's mom is even less likely to approve of their son's choice in mate.
"Why couldn't you settle down with a nice dragon, darling? I really thought you and the Luthor child had a chance of making a go of it."














