#meg.chr

[suchagoodyear]

What are y'all's favorite orders? Asking for a friend who has no idea what they want

The usual battery acid's good for me. I'm a simple Addison.

i don't drink!

Ooh! I think out of everything I've ever had, I think my favorite has to be theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEE/E=EE-!EEE3EE/-==EE_EE-=EE*EE!!EEE/EEEEEEE--

ohhhh dear. not again.

[suchagoodyear]

The Countdown...

fiiiveee !!!!!

4!

Three!

2~!

ONE!!!!!!

[ In unison, all the Addisons shout “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” ]

[ And then Spamton wakes up at home. With a headache. ]

[suchagoodyear]

hey meg are you. ya know.

[suchagoodyear]

you guys "found" spamton? where at?

[ 6 MINS TO 1997. ]

I'll have YOU know that I found THEM!

Oh, Spammy dear, your memory storage is horrible~

(He just kinda...showed up one day, and then we took him along since he looked so lonely. Like a poor, stray Tasque...I think I enjoyed him better back then.)

[suchagoodyear]

yea spamton!! you’ve been really excited about this, what resolutions are you making? :)

[ 15 MINS TO 1997. ]

Okay, okaaay! I think I've got a good resolution goin'...

(Better not be the same as last year's...or the year before that...and before that...)

I WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ COLLECTIVE SIGH. ]

[ He clears his throat and beats his chest. ] Ahem. I, uh...erm...excuse the uh- slight glitch there...

I-It's a good resolution, riiiight?

[suchagoodyear]

HEY whats with spamton? why he glitch

Another glitch attack. Does anyone have an antivirus to run on him?

I've got one... (Not the best brand, but it works fast...)

[ Meg pulls up an antivirus window and runs it. The progress bar crawls across hastily, and Spamton's glitch is soon alleviated. ]

...

DUDE... we TOLD you to run an antivirus EVERY morning ...you can't just keep NOT doing it when you know you have..."whatever."

Okay, okay. It's passed, Terry. No need to hound him on it.

Why don't we talk about something more...positive~? How about our New Years resolutions?

[suchagoodyear]

heya! how’s everyone here doing this fine night?

Just fine~

could be better.

(i DONT wanna BE here !!!)

Alright, I guess!

I just got here and I'm just- SOOOO EXCITED!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR 1997!!!!!!

[suchagoodyear]

At The Cyber Bar...

[ Seems like the rest of the “Addigang” are seated at a round booth table. They’re laughing and having a good time, at least until, in the distance... ]

Heya pals! Woof, am I late to the party or what?

(oh dear MOTHERBOARD. it’s him. what do we DO)

(Just act natural. Y’know, if you catch my drift.)

Heeeeey Spammy darling~! So glad you could make it here! Why don’t you take a seat? Want anything to drink? Batt’ Acid’s on the house the whole night!

Well don’t mind if I do! Hand me some of that ACID! [ Spamton seats himself next to Nibs. ]

you know you don’t have to sit next to me all the time, right spamton?

Yeah, give the fella some space...