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[suchagoodyear]

[suchagoodyear]

The Countdown...

fiiiveee !!!!!

4!

Three!

2~!

ONE!!!!!!

[ In unison, all the Addisons shout “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” ]

[ And then Spamton wakes up at home. With a headache. ]

[suchagoodyear]

well I, FOR ONE, think that is a swell resolution spamton! could you possibly explain what you mean by it in more detail? what d'ya mean by big shot? :0

[ 12 MINS TO 1997. ]

Well, I just wanna make it...BIG, ya know? Finally get that luxury life I've aaaalways dreamed of. Big sales, big cars, big mansions, big parties, big big big big big~....

(i want to GRAB him and throw him AGAINTS a WALL. so BAD.)

BIG BIG BIG BIG~!! BIG EVERYTHING! I wanna MAKE IT out there! I can't be a good-for-nuthin' my whole life, now can I? I wanna be known across the WORLD WIDE WEB!

a-ah...that's nice, spamton...i'm sure you'll be able to achieve your goals...someday...we'd all be soooo proud of you...!

[suchagoodyear]

yea spamton!! you’ve been really excited about this, what resolutions are you making? :)

[ 15 MINS TO 1997. ]

Okay, okaaay! I think I've got a good resolution goin'...

(Better not be the same as last year's...or the year before that...and before that...)

I WANT TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ COLLECTIVE SIGH. ]

[ He clears his throat and beats his chest. ] Ahem. I, uh...erm...excuse the uh- slight glitch there...

I-It's a good resolution, riiiight?

[suchagoodyear]

HEY whats with spamton? why he glitch

Another glitch attack. Does anyone have an antivirus to run on him?

I've got one... (Not the best brand, but it works fast...)

[ Meg pulls up an antivirus window and runs it. The progress bar crawls across hastily, and Spamton's glitch is soon alleviated. ]

...

DUDE... we TOLD you to run an antivirus EVERY morning ...you can't just keep NOT doing it when you know you have..."whatever."

Okay, okay. It's passed, Terry. No need to hound him on it.

Why don't we talk about something more...positive~? How about our New Years resolutions?

[suchagoodyear]

heya! how’s everyone here doing this fine night?

Just fine~

could be better.

(i DONT wanna BE here !!!)

Alright, I guess!

I just got here and I'm just- SOOOO EXCITED!!! CAN'T WAIT FOR 1997!!!!!!

[suchagoodyear]

terry (i think thats the yellow guys name), what's your deal, dude? "i wanna get away from that guy.. forever.." why? he seems relatively normal, albeit with a seemingly harmless glitch attack now and then

(you DONT underSTAND.....that man ain't NOR MAL. he's glitchy and weird.....im kinda JEALOUS hes older than all of us, but i think we're....more ""superior"" because we're more RECENT, right ??? like. he's """out DATED"""... i'm trying to have a GOOD new years, last thing i need is THIS ""SCHMUCK""" showin up n ruining EEEVERYTHING...)

uuuhmm yeahhh DUDE. what do you think you're gonna do this year little guuuuy???

[suchagoodyear]

At The Cyber Bar...

[ Seems like the rest of the “Addigang” are seated at a round booth table. They’re laughing and having a good time, at least until, in the distance... ]

Heya pals! Woof, am I late to the party or what?

(oh dear MOTHERBOARD. it’s him. what do we DO)

(Just act natural. Y’know, if you catch my drift.)

Heeeeey Spammy darling~! So glad you could make it here! Why don’t you take a seat? Want anything to drink? Batt’ Acid’s on the house the whole night!

Well don’t mind if I do! Hand me some of that ACID! [ Spamton seats himself next to Nibs. ]

you know you don’t have to sit next to me all the time, right spamton?

Yeah, give the fella some space...