hey spamton...
is.. *snickering*..
is your refrigerator running
Well... refrigerators don't have legs.
Oh my gosh! Did it grow them??
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hey spamton...
is.. *snickering*..
is your refrigerator running
Well... refrigerators don't have legs.
Oh my gosh! Did it grow them??
...
nibs, i know you’re kinda sick of this guy but is this REALLY the best way to get him off your back?? you gotta admit this all sounds reeeeeeal sketchy
Nibs?
what's up, spamton...?
Do you HATE me? Like legitimately hate me?
uh-
Don't think I haven't noticed. I'm not stupid. You're my favorite person on the entire Web, I don't want to know that you've been lying to me the whole time.
no, no. i haven't been lying to you, spamton. i support you on all your endeavors. i would never hate you. did i ever hold a grudge on you even after i rejected your awkward confession? no! i could never hate you.
so, chin up, spamton. i don't hate you. let me see that award-winning smile. i think you have the potential to be the, erm, "biggest shot" i've ever seen...
That...means a lot to me, Nibs. Ya really think I should take that deal?
you should! i believe in you!
why do you think he should take the deal, nibs?
it was in your resolution to be a big shot, right? it has been for a few years...
You're right about that...
well, you have your chance! now's your chance to be a big shot, spamton! maybe that mike guy is telling the truth!
I'm a bit confused about your sudden switch-up, but I appreciate the input...?
you must be overthinking this a little too much, buddy. i just think that this opportunity sounds...promising.
nibs bro i think it’s high time you just come clean and tell spam what you really think of him and that you aren’t equipped to help with his ‘issues’
ehh...
What was that for???
nnnothing! i just got a bit overwhelmed. you must be going through a lot...sorry.
...
well, uhm, just had to collect my thoughts there...maybe you should take the deal!
Wait, wait, really? But you just said a minute ago-
would your best friend ever lie to you, spamton...?
spam are you even sure that phone call was real? none of us heard the phone and like nibs said, i don’t think people can mentally project images into your head. are you sure you’re feeling alright…? might wanna see a doctor about that
But it WAS real though??
i doubt that, spamton...
Nibs, can't you trust me on this...? You're like...my favorite person on the World Wide Web! You've let me spill out all my problems to you before, why not now?? We used to be s-
spamton, please sit down.
hey nibs, good to see ya! spam has some ominous stalker trying to strike a suspicious deal with him lol
[ Spamton & Nibs have a seat across from each other, and Spamton explains everything that happened to his best ability. ]
Sooo, yeah... I basically got a phone call from this weirdo named Mike aaaand he was talkin' about some weird stuff. I don't feel safe in my own apartment right now, so I thought I'd come to you, because you're my closest friend and-
y. you what.
spamton, you- i-
Why are you so confused? I told you everything I knew!
but did you really have to tell me all that? i care about you, of course, but you can't just show up to my place and start dumping all your problems on me. (i was having a good day 'til you got here...)
alright, you don't feel safe. that's...not okay, but maybe you're overreacting over this. like, seriously? he beamed an image of "heaven" into your head? nobody can just do that!
(though his offer does seem promising... maybe you'll actually get the help you'll need instead of coming to me or meg all the time...)
Huh- what now?
oh, nothing...are you sure that it's real though? they could just be like..."empty threats"...?
Later That Day...
[ Ding-dong! Nibs answers the door. ]
hello...?
[ They look around to see who it is...aaand then they look down to see Spamton staring straight up at them. ]
..oh. hi, spamton...what are you doing here...?
NIBS! MY BESTEST FRIEND ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB!
Can I...uh, come in? I'll explain.
The Countdown...
fiiiveee !!!!!
4!
Three!
2~!
ONE!!!!!!
[ In unison, all the Addisons shout “HAPPY NEW YEAR!” ]
[ And then Spamton wakes up at home. With a headache. ]