#saltdaddy

[sleazypink]

I got Chef a new oven cause his old one blew a fuse. I think he likes it. #chefsaltbakercuphead #chefsaltbakerfanart #chefsaltbaker #cupheaddlcoc #cuphead #saltbaker #saltdaddy #saltbakercuphead #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/Cie0-4luzjC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[prettylilthrasher]

Where are a the real sugar daddies at?

The ones that genuinely want to help with no SALT daddies using the gift card test... No "send me an initial £50" test..... Or "send my boss/accountant" money... Or "pay this £200 release charge"

None of that...

Real ones

[blueeyesmokeshow312]

When they ask for multiple photos of you and then you ask for a photo of their bank statement....hmmm...they disappear.

[notperfectjustbroke]

My Interview with Brandon Palmer 

Topic: HolidayBae 

We talked about which holiday gifts fits in the following category: 

Sidechick 

Sugarbaby

Pip or dip (p***y in pending or d**k in pending)

Spouse 

Girlfriend or Boyfriend

It was interesting to speak to a heterosexual man who I could have an open conversation. I’m so used to the hyper-masculinity or sensitive masculinity I was shocked that I could talk about the LGBTQ community, marriage, giving money to younger women without him taking anything offensive. I did annoy him though, but it was hilarious. 

[sugarella-baby]

James ‘Niceguy’ is not so nice.

Use condoms, James. And don’t lowball babies.

#sugarblacklist #saltdaddy #cheap #seeking

[letssweettalk]

“It won’t happen again baby”

[monnixo]

Things salt daddies LOVE saying

“Why do I have to pay for a date?” (Because you’re paying for my time and I don’t have it to waste)

“Send me some pics ;)” (I didn’t receive payment sooooo I’m confused)

“I can’t use apps like cash app because of my job” (bullshit BLOCK.BLOCK.BLOCK)

“How’s 25k a week sound?” (As if....🙄 don’t insult my intelligence)

“Can I see some more pics?” (But has none of themselves available)

THE LIST GOES ON🙄

[goddess-perfection]

Lmaooo!!!! Get outta here with your ugly, broke ass XD