probably about time for an intro post, yeah? yeah.
my nameās cody, iām 27, and queer in more ways than two. despite my alleged grumpiness, i am very approachable. dm me a cool animal fact or something. iāll send you one back.
this space is not safe for neil gaiman and believes kate beckinsale. iām not exactly quiet about it. (search on my blog if you want to know what that looks like). if youāre sensitive to this content, trust that iāll always tag with #fuck neil gaiman and/or #fuck michael sheen as well as other more specific trigger warnings when they apply. feel free to use your filters.
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check out my ao3 if youāre inclined. hereās whatās on there:
A Soft Touch (rated E, 666)
post s1, pwp. edging + hand kink + crowley being a pathetic mess + aziraphale being very in love with him
Paired (rated G, 3.5k)
post s1, aziraphale and crowley go to restaurant in italy and confess their feelings over wine. a prompt fic written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs for the birds of a feather project.
Swear Itās Platonic (rated E, WIP)
friends with benefits au. crowley and aziraphale have been best friends for six years, and three months ago they started hooking up. the pining while fucking fic.
The Bug In My Kitchen Thinks We Should Date (rated T, 12k)
bakery au. easily flustered crowley meets flirty aziraphaleāgay panic ensues. fluff with an even fluffier ending. written with @sunrisesinthesuburbs.
Resilience of the Heart (rated G, 6.2k)
post s3, south downs cottage. crowley plans an anniversary dinner, aziraphale plans a holiday surprise. featuring a (fluffy) 14th century flashback scene.
The Point (rated G, 5.8k)
post s3, established relationship. crowley and aziraphale discover the joys (and woes, mostly woes) of camping. extremely fluffy.
Radar Angel (rated E, 77k WIP)
hurt/comfort storm chasers au. autistic aziraphale/asexual crowley, enemies (or more accurately, idiots) to lovers.
To The Ocean (rated E, 28k)
hurt/comfort beach au. aziraphale is depressed on vacation, crowley helps with that. aziraphale learns how to help himself, too. porn with feelings.
Youāre Supposed To Cry (rated T, 1k)
hurt/comfort human au. disabled crowley/caring aziraphale. do your doctors ever make you want to scream? read this.
Beach Day (rated G, 3.5k)
my one and only she-ra fic! canon compliant, mostly fluff with some catra typical angst. the super pal trio runs into adora during a mission. originally a one shot (and can be read as a standalone) but there is now a part 2 written by my insanely talented best friend.
Is This Seat Taken? (rated E, 9k)
coffee shop au, pwp. gentle dom aziraphale/brat crowley, strangers to enemies to lovers. if you like aziraphale being a little bitchy this one is for you.
Wherever You Are, Iāll Come To You (rated T, 50k)
fluffy (with a small dose of hurt/comfort) high school au. non-binary crowley/bamf aziraphale. protective 4 protective. very very cute, these two. my first fic!
my wife turned post notifications on for all my blogs. which means. i can signal to her indirectly. or directly actually, i generally prefer directly.
gmorning angel i hope work is not too tiring today. i hope there are no customers at all. i hope you can get out of all your tasks and read fanfiction in the bathroom instead. also i love you. okay bye
crowley is dreaming. itās some sort of james bond esque action movie vibe. aziraphale (his sworn enemy and lover, of course) calls him out of the blue, and crowley rushes to the scene to find her there kicking ASS. absolutely decking the bad guys and looking good doing it. crowley has a moment of pauseāare they finally on the same side? why did she call him? whatās going on?
but then, oh no! thereās too many of them! sheās overwhelmed (even gorgeous and strong angels need help sometimes), and suddenly sheās down, sheās been wounded! crowley swoops in and takes the rest of the enemy out, dealing the final blow. he whisks his angel away in the bentley with the smell of gunpowder still in the air, heals her with a miracle, and they ride off into the sunset to enjoy an extravagant meal together somewhere secret. caviar and cigarettes, moet et chandon. she still smells like that french perfume. she still kisses the same. sheās guaranteed to blow your mind.
I was recently challenged by the Meat-Cutes (members of my Discord server, Two Canned Meats) to draw ALL of the AU characters I've written for. Turns out it's a lot š¤£
Anthony and Avery are from Every Damn Day (38k, rated M, pianist and lawyer-turned-bookseller)
AJ and Fell are from Find the Light (97.5k, rated M, rockstar and school headmaster)
Crowley and Az are from Sky Clear Blue (288k, rated E, time travel and queer joy)
Baraqiel and Azazel are from When You Go (102.7k, rated E, Reverse Omens) (will be getting its proper sequel in 2027!)
Crowley and Aziraphale are from Naked and Afraid: Jingle Hell (24k, rated T, transcript of an episode of a reality show)
Ant and Azlan are from In His Hand a Burning Coal (516k, rated E, college marching band)
Tonio and Ash are from What I Never Said (96k, rated M, "Don't Ask Don't Tell")
Crowley and Fell are from Abide With Me (56.5k, rated M, 1949 boarding house in Kansas)
Tony and Azariah are from The Mayfair Library Cop (16.7k, rated E, book thievery and smutty art)
Crow and Angel are from Because We Can! (link is to the teaser; this fic debuts in THREE DAYS!! 23 chapters, rated T, will update on Tuesdays) (time travel, shenanigans, literally saving the world)
AntĆ³n and Alonzo are from The World's Worst Playlist, which debuts August 28! (18 chapters, rated E, will update on Fridays)
Tony and Andy are from My Prince of Silver Snow, which will be my contribution this year to the Scribbling Vaguely Downwards advent calendar! It's the plot of a Hallmark movie, but klikandtuna-fied and with our ineffable idiots. Will post in December.
Toni and Azlo are from Celestia, which will debut in 2027! Cirque du Soleil as a vehicle for red-hot smut.
And EVERY LAST ONE of these twenty-eight characters will be appearing in a massive crossover fic, which I hope to debut in 2027 š So much to enjoy...and so much to look forward to, too. ššš
the poll results are in! based on your answers, here are some fics you might enjoy:
A Proper Apology by @roughwinds
āI did the āI was wrongā dance,ā Aziraphale reminds him, ticking the years off on his fingers, āin 1650, in 1793, 1941āā
āI remember,ā Crowley cuts in, with a hint of a smirk Aziraphale hears in his voice more than identifies in his expression. āButā¦ā
And he strings this part out, dangles the word over the edge of itself until Aziraphale has no choice but to hang off of it.
āI said no.ā
Ah. He wants to play this game.
love the āi was wrongā dance? hate it? either way, this fic is for you. with no dancing required, aziraphale and crowley find a way to make amends. ohhhh the love in this one. the characterization is absolutely sublime and the playful banter is as much of a treat as the happy ending.
Severinā (Speak So Slightly) by @hakunahistata
āGonna tie me up, are you?ā Crowley smirked from behind the rim of his glass. āTruss me up like a Christmas turkey?ā
āOh, I am going to do so much more than that.ā
Aziraphale crossed his legs, sitting back in his chair, and grinned.
āMy dear, I am going to undo you.ā
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Aziraphale and Crowley try something new.
a beautiful tribute to shibari. and despite being an 8k one-shot, it reads like a long fic. this human au starts with a just-established relationship, but it feels like youāve been along for the ride the whole time the way the (incredibly loving) dynamic instantly feels familiar. remarkably soothing read, and clearly written with so much care. i cannot overemphasis the love and tenderness. i would read 100k of these two in one sitting. made me feel warm in every way.
Akrasia by @depraveddame
Professors Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell do not like each other.
They despise one another.
In fact, most would more than likely describe them as being mortal enemies if nothing else.
Rivals in their field of Philosophy at a prestigious university, they clash in nearly every sense of the word, doing their absolute best to either 1) go out of their way to metaphorically rip the each other to shreds, or 2) aggressively and/or spitefully avoid the other.
Most of the time.
the first in a series of ficlets, this story gives us an enemies to lovers professors au. what starts as a rough release of tension slowly transforms into something more. the povs are well balanced, the prose is gorgeous, and the dynamic is incredibly compelling; you will not want to stop at part 1.
