#samarko

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its me, i am the thrawn fandom struggling with the sexy blue man serving the evil empire reality

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Samakro: I wish you would just admit that you made a mistake.

Thrawn, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.

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when the senior captain won't stop talking

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samarko with the springhawk: my beloved, my sweetpea... *caresses random wall* it is time for your routine check up with the engineers on Naporar.

Thrawn with the Springhawk: *drags the ship through mud, several space battles, an onboard party with a few cadets with too much csillan vodka, then mud again all while allowing to draw Che'ri on every wall* Yo engineer, the ships not running well! Patch it up but make it quick, no need to make it pretty.

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Thrawn - more dad shenanigans

Che'ri: Can I have some of the sweet black cheese?

Thrawn: Why do you ask me?

Che'ri: Because Thalias said no. No sweets before dinner.

Thrawn: ...

Thrawn: Yeah alright but don't tell anybody.

XXXX

Thrawn: Listen up, senior captain speaking.

*the whole Springhawk crew tuning in*

Thrawn: I am proud of you all.

*collective booing and angry fist raising*

Samarko: Listen. mate. buddy. we constantly break the law because of you. Just be thankful for not facing a mutiny yet.

XXXX

Thrawn: Soooo, just you and me chilling in lesser space. Pretty boring, huh?

Che'ri: I am a child and you bribed me to be here with some paper and colouring pencils.

Thrawn: Great. A perfect opportunity to teach you to fly a spacecraft then.

XXX

Pryce: What? What are you looking at?

Thrawn: Nothing, you just remind me of my best friend back home. Do you have a nicer blue skinned sister with a successful military career?

Pryce: *piercing stare*

Thrawn: Yap, you two are just too similar.

XXX

Eli Vanto: These are my parents.

Thrawn: Good evening, architects of Ensign Vantos physical form. I am Thrawn, architect of your sons change in career path and future treason to the Empire. Nice to meet you.

XXX

*a force sensitive chiss child exists*

Thrawn: I am willing to argue a moody homicidal heavy breathing sith for you, start a war and commit treason. Call me dad.

part 1 part 3

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Thrawn - daddiest shenanigance

Thrawn: Ufff, It's been a long day. Amiright? Watching out for the little ones, being a good parental figure...

Dart Vader: what?

Thrawn: Come on anakin, you know how that feels like, right?

*sound of lightsaber turning on*

XXX

Thrawn: *slaps the roof of the ISD Chimaera*

Thrawn: This bad boy can fit in all the good guys in the evil Empire.

Ezra: Wait, you are the good guys?

XXX

Pryce: Listen up, blueberry. I need you to commit a few crimes against sentience for me.

Thrawn: Now, why would I do that?

Pryce: Because you get a man-cave on my planet for you tie defender toys.

Thrawn: ...

Thrawn: Alright.

XXX

Ar'alani: It's about drive, Its about power!

Wutroow: We stay hungry, we devour!

*Samarko and Thrawn witnessing the Steadfast officers gym routine*

Thrawn: Oh gods, wanna work on our dad bods instead and look at some art?

Samarko: I will follow you to my death even if I hate you. Lead the way.

XXX

Pryce: Heeeeeeyyyy, you know you are my favourite fake pantoran with an eye condition. Just so you know - Your tie defender toys kind of all burned. It was tots not my fault at aaaall. Anyway, how you're dooooing?

Thrawn: you're dead to me.

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Che'ri: I drew you a picture. This is you, and Ar'alani, and Thalias, and me, and the Springhawk, and-

Thrawn: *eying the drawing and then Che'ri*

Thrawn: Pick up a stick. WE. ARE. BATTLING.

XXX

part 2

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Samakro: Why do you look so scared?

Che'ri: I fear the bedtime stories.

Samakro: They are not scary. My favourite used to be "the ruling amphibian".

Che'ri: Really?

Samakro: Yes, there once was a daughter of a patriel who had to kiss an amphibian to get back her toy. But the kiss turns the amphibian into a grown chiss man who she has to marry-

Che'ri: *hides under the blanket*

Samakro: Ok fair.

part 1 part 3

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*gossip* *gossip*

Samakro and Thalias???

Another healthy non-toxic canon couple???

Is this even Star Wars anymore?!