I know I keep giving Boober housewife mannerisms, but you CANNOT tell me that he doesn't watch an absurd amount of reality TV.
Hell's Kitchen. Kitchen nightmares. Nailed it. Those holiday baking shows where they make 7ft tall cakes that are like 1% cake 99% fondant, border security, Extreme Home Makeover. He'd be fucking ALL OVER these shows. Glass of red wine. Fluffy housecoat. Holy shit somebody draw this.














