#samwillkill2

[anomalilyxiv]

Uuuuu can I get uuuuuu captain magnum x reader general headcanons, hold the mayo and add some fluff????

One order of Captain Magnum fluff, hold the Mayo!

The Captain's a HUGE softie despite being a Pirate. He cares for you immensely. 

Like we're talking a gentle giant pls just let him cuddle you he deserves it and so do you

He's not well versed in mental illnesses other than traumas from the sea; but my god he tries.

He will do anything and everything to make sure your safe, healthy and happy

"Did ye eat properly?" "Make sure yet drink lots of clean water (not the sea water that's very bad for ye)" "Be sure to take ye meds!" Things like that. 

CAPTAIN SAYS SELF CARE IS IMPORTANT DRINK YOUR WATER YOU FOOLS--

The big guy cannot cook a decent meal to sAVE HIS LIFE. But he sure as hell can BAKE. Cookies? Yes. Cakes? Amazing. Millefeuille?! Fuck yeah, eat your heart out Martha Stewart! 

He will shower TF out of you with compliments and encouragement; he believes in you! :D

If you show him Disney movies he'll be HOOKED. (Ayy a Pirate joke) Expect him to own Disney+ y'all and he will binge watch with you

Onsies don't fit him and it makes him sad and that's about as angsty as I'll fucking get :D

And before you ask; No. The Captain does not understand the whole "Daddy" thing besides wanTING TO BE A WHOLESOME FATHER LIKE FIGURE AND NOTHING ELSE. WIL DONT YOU FUCKING TELL HIM

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

@inexplicably-spookified​ reblogged [sing] and said:

what’s he singing... 

good news, one of the other folks has provided an answer.....

@little-box-of-flower-pots​ reblogged [sing] and said:

🎶HEL-LO THIS IS KIR-BY ON THE TELEPHONE 🎶

(i had to, it was the first thing i thought of. gumdrop can sing)

thank you for giving me an excuse to think about kirby on the phone again :’)

@samwillkill2 reblogged [sing] and said:

look he singing my son is so cute 💓💗💞💕💖💘💝❤️

he sing a little song for you!

@macro-microcosm reblogged [sing] and said:

i would care!

all it takes is literally one person going “yeah I like that idea” and I’m like “sure alright time to learn an entire new skillset I guess” lol

@angst-and-fajitas replied to [ceiling]:

Get down from there Kirby, it's dangerous

he’ll be fine, he’s squishy!

@baekko replied to [ceiling]:

HE'S LURKING ....

which posts has he seen? you’ll never know!

@little-box-of-flower-pots reblogged [bear] and said:

oh my god!!! OH MY GOD!! im soft now ty he absolutely deserves it

highkey same, giving kirby stuffed animals is my favorite thing lol

@dragonofcupcake reblogged [borb] and said:

cursed... but not

hmmmm you’re right, this is forbidden knowledge.

@tripodbaby reblogged [birthday] and said:

he's so talented

it’s hard to draw at that angle but he pulled it off!

@squad-powah replied to [sittin]

He's too sphere. Together we can stop this change.

so round. so smooth.

@inexplicably-spookified reblogged [sittin] and said:

hes just vibing....

bro he’s just-- he’s literally just sitting there. just vibing. look at him go.

@lordoftheflickies reblogged [presents] and said:

put down the knife 

absolutely not

@dragonofcupcake reblogged [presents] and said:

its just a toy knife from one of those toy kitchens- 

you can definitely still stab someone with those lol

@angst-and-fajitas replied to [walkin]:

NYYOOOOOMMM

he’s zoomin!

@dragonofcupcake reblogged [walkin] and said:

makin my way downtown 

walkin fast walkin faster walkin too fast (I wonder what the max fps I can export is...)

and thank you to @kirbyaes and @jonathot-hoestar for the compliments on [bear], and to @poltergeist-draws-probably for your sweet words on [bedtime]!

y’all leave me such fun tags and stuff even though it takes me a while to get to them :> and reminder that the twitter and the disgorb and all that can be found by adding “/links” to the end of the blog url!

[ash-imagines]

Okay, what if yandere jevil was going to be locked up, then s/o took his place for him. Making jevil free, and s/o behind bars wyd

He’d just allow it. If you’re locked up, that makes things a lot easier. Why, he didn’t have to do a thing! How sweet, sweet, charming, charming. You’d walk right into a cage just for him? Not to worry, love, your sacrifice will not go unnoticed. He will visit as often as he can. If you’re a well behaved little prisoner, the guards may even allow him inside your cell for a proper reunion. The bars will certainly make things complicated, yes, but it’s a small price to pay for your absolute safety. Has he mentioned lately that he adores you? Because there are not enough words in any language in the universe to describe his love for you.

[ash-imagines]

Okay, this is super dumb, but what do you think the judge's Pokemon type and moveset

No that’s a great question actually. I’m gonna say Dark & Normal as his type and his moveset is Slash, Bite, Fury Swipes and Toxic. (Malignant Aneurysm, Conniving Aneurysm, Aneurysm Rupture, Purulent Sclerosis)

[tierthree]

samwillkill2 replied to your post “Please....I need some nsfw clown hc’s....”

You forgot that he's always... Down to clown