I love how I have the weirdest fucking collection of images from ages ago . And then there's @plasmara designs for some reason . Yes I saved these please draw more I'm begging
Feel like that's what family reunion or dinner time with platonic evil polycule look like
saves that and puts it in my MGS core folder.
It's chaotic in general but if we're going with Raiden marrying darling? 1000x worse. (Also adding my oc's in here because I can.)
This turned out pretty long.
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Venom (wearing an apron): "Welcome back everyone. It's good to see you all." looks like he's a perpetually pissed off 1950s housewife.
Liquid: "It is not good to see you all. I thought most of you had died. I was 95% sure I killed you." points his dinner knife at Kaz.
Kazuhira: "You killed my body double you fucking moron, no wonder your fathers don't love you."
Liquid: gasps and clings onto his sibling, darling, because he always steals the seat next to them. "Next year it won't be your body double, homewrecker."
Big Boss: smoking a cigar. "Everyone shut the fuck up. Y/N and Raiden aren't ever gonna wanna come back to visit because y'all can't shut your damn mouths."
Ocelot: smirking towards Kaz.
Venom: cutting up Solidus's food for him.
Raiden: "Well, it's an honor to be invited to such an important event."
Liquid: throws a knife at Raiden. it embeds itself right next to his head. Liquid smirks.
Venom (whispering to himself): "Don't beat his ass... no pipe bomb... no pipe bomb..."
Solidus: "You're welcome. It is quite an honor to meet all of us."
Sand: "Ahem. I'd like to take this moment to announce that I poisoned John's weed gummies. He should be dead in the next five minutes."
Solid (whispering to Raiden): "Don't worry, kid. He does this every single dinner. He's Liquid's kid so I think you can see why he has a few screws loose."
Y/N: eating, watching all the drama unfold like normal.
Lacewing: hand over their face in disappointment. "He doesn't do weed, dumbass. Those are Kaz's."
Sand (completely ignoring Lacewing's words): "Oh, yes! And I'd like to announce my engagement to my beautiful girl-boything partner Lacewing—"
Lacewing: giving him the fuck? look.
Sand: "We are a very happy couple and if any of you question me I will kill you in your sleep. :)"
Liquid: points a switchblade at Sand. "Why is he even here?"
Venom: "That's your child, our grandchild."
Liquid: "That isn't my fucking child."
Sand: looks like a carbon copy of Liquid (partially because he is).
Lacewing (on the phone with Rabid): "Yeah, I was kidnapped again. Dinner's going exactly as I thought. Make sure those papers are filed by tonight. Thank you."
Big Boss: is in Lacewing's space far too much. "No phones at the dinner table, sweetheart."
Lacewing: "I have a dick and I'm at least 60 years younger than you."
Big Boss: smirks. "I like dick. Why do you think I have so many husbands?"
Lacewing (mouthing to Solid): 'I didn't know he was actually serious about that.'
Sand: "Stop hitting on my partner, you old, wrinkly fuck!"
Kaz: laughing.
Ocelot: looking at BB like "do you want me to put a round through his head?"
Lacewing: "Nobody is killing anybody. I am not your partner, Sand. You forced me to be here. Venom, do not put that cyanide in your childrens drinks. Adam, stop thinking about fucking your husbands because it's really graphic and quite frankly, I'm tired. Kaz, get therapy. All of you need therapy! Solidus, I swear if you don't stop trying to choke out Raiden in his sleep I'm going to murder you myself—"
Raiden: "That's why I wake up with bruise marks around my neck every time I come here!?"
Lacewing: "Liquid, if you're gonna murder someone then do it right."
Sand: "Sweetheart-"
Lacewing: "Shut the fuck up. I'm not pegging you."
Lacewing: "And, points to Solid, Y/N, and Raiden, you three are fine."
Raiden: awkward smile. "Great dinner, babe."
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I'd like to think that Liquid has a surplus of knives for comedic purposes.
sixty-six and the crew she runs with. they are... stupid. road rash (red hair) belongs to @puckiety and sand snake (green hair) belongs to @medusasfinalgirl
