In the Not Instant (But Pretty Darn Quick) Karma Dep’t, aquatic subdivision
Found while doing some casual research on the pike-perch / zander (Sander lucioperca), a favorite fish that I was lucky enough to run into a lot in Finland:
In July 2009, in a rare occurrence, a zander bit bathers swimming in the Swiss part of Lake Maggiore, sending two people to the emergency room; the worst bite inflicted a wound about 10 centimeters long. The 70-cm 8-kg fish was later caught by the local police who cooked it and offered it to the tourists for the trouble it caused.[21]
(The story was originally reported at Agence France Presse, and though no longer on their website, can still be found in French here and there.)












