#sanitizing

[sir--crow]

me: has long covid

also me: feels sick and brushes it off as the usual long COVID symptoms only to find out it's actually COVID again

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[shakespearenews]

The sanitized Shakespeare of Mary Lamb and Henrietta Bowdler

This excerpt from 'Shakespeare's Lady Editors' by Molly Yarn explores the restricted access that girls had to Shakespeare in the 19th century.

In 1807, two books appeared that would deeply influence the world of Shakespeare publishing, both originating largely with female creators – Charles and Mary Lamb’s Tales from Shakespeare and Henrietta Bowdler’s Family Shakespeare. Although Mary wrote the majority of the Tales, the original imprints listed Charles Lamb as the sole author, thereby avoiding any negative publicity that might derive from Mary’s well-known psychotic episode, during which she killed their mother...

...Both books grew out of the impulse to make the works of Shakespeare available to those who could not previously access or understand them. The Lambs’ Tales focused on the combined market of women and children, particularly female children; by the second edition, the ‘Advertisement’ section described them as ‘not so precisely adapted for the amusement of mere children, as for an acceptable and improving present to young ladies advancing to the state of womanhood’...

...The images presented by the Lambs and Bowdlers of a male relative mediating contact for girls still existed, but a new social context also emerged: reading in a classroom with other children, overseen by a teacher. New approaches involved some trial and error, as demonstrated by a professor at Queen’s College, London, in the 1890s, whose student later recalled that

[we were] reading the sleep-walking scene in Macbeth when the Professor held up his hand: ‘Ladies, before proceeding further we will turn to the next page. We will count one, two, three lines from the top. We will count one, two words in this line. We will erase or cross out the second word and substitute the word “thou”. This line will then read “Out thou spot. Out I say.”’

In poet Emily Dickinson’s Shakespeare reading group, the men suggested that they go through all the copies of the plays and mark out anything ‘questionable’. The women rejected this idea, informing the men that they did not want those ‘questionable’ things emphasised, and that they would read everything. Dickinson herself haughtily told them that ‘there’s nothing wicked in Shakespeare, and if there is I don’t want to know it’.

[ktusagi16]

Let's talk Vampire lore. Why would vampires be allergic to silver? What rumor or myth could this attribute have gathered credence from? Skip the dusty tomes and head to science.

Here's my take. Vampires are dead. Their bodies are trying to decompose but the vampire strain won't let the cells do their thing and continuously keep them in stasis.

Silver, as well as copper, bronze, and brass, are antimicrobial. Whenever you've smelt these metals or seen them tarnish, that's evidence that they're killing microbes, skin cells, diseases, viruses, etc. (A whole new take on 'born with a silver spoon in their mouth, eh?)

So my theory is that whenever the vampire comes into contact with silver and these other metals, that it fights against the vampire stasis charm on the cells and they begin to decay.

This doesn't account for vampires not showing up in mirrors or film though.

Not unless there was a time aspect to vampirism and a counter effect to it. Up vs down, wet vs dry, etc. So for the vampire's immortality- their body's disobedience of the laws of time and nature, there must be a counter. A counter to fix what is damaging our timeline.

Perhaps silver is the most time sensitive element and seeks to eradicate the unchanging presence from history as much as possible. And the more impure alloys, to a lesser degree.

But this is 2021. We are enlightened modern folk. What would be the weapon of choice for modern a vampire hunter? Easy.

Hand sanitizer. Or better yet, send them to a hospital. With the sheer mania the public has taken to sanitizing everything in the past twenty years, the chances of their being a vampire left is highly remarkable.

Consider: Cafe tables are wiped down regularly, antibacterial soap is in every restroom, company's usually have a cleaning crew which sanitize all the door knobs, housewives washing kids' hands, clothes, backpacks- i could continue. But there you have it. Vampires are killed by silver and disinfectant wipes.

(And with this theory, I have ruined any hopes of enjoying a vampire romance ever again. It really sucks you know. Please join in my suffering. Or better yet, become a fanfic writer and fix the genre)

[tulio-miguel]

Le gel hydroalcoolique mis à disposition par le département pue le chou. 

The hydroalcoholic solution given by our department smells like cabbage.

[onesassybinch]

How to Sanitize Makeup: What You Need to Know

Deep clean products the right way with these tips

Playing with makeup is a lot of fun, but it takes work to keep your products in the best shape. This includes checking expiration dates, storing them properly, and of course… sanitizing items every few weeks to keep them (and you!) feeling clean and fresh.

Learn how to sanitize makeup on MIRA

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[madundertaker]

Sorry, not a funny post.

-”Due to the severity of this new plague, I won’t be cracking jokes. What I will do instead is to offer up some advice--some of which won’t be regurgitated common sense you all have already been party to.

Your shoes. Sanitize them when you come home from any outing. The virus can be present on them. Spray the soles with a strong mixture of rubbing alcohol (91 or higher) and water, or bleach. Many people don’t consider shoes. Do so now.

Cars. Sanitize your handles and steering wheels. Same advice as above.

Bicycles: Same thing, different style.

Phones. How often do you folk hold those gadgets up to your face after placing them on commonly used surfaces, or slipping them into your back pockets? Wipe them down.

Face: Perhaps not as strong a solution as what you might use on doorknobs and surfaces, but wash your face after going out anywhere.

Household items: knobs on the stove, refrigerator handles, microwave, toaster, coffee maker, water kettle, etc; bleach or sanitize with alcohol each day. Especially if you live in a multiperson household and one or more person goes out each day.

If you have more you’d like to add to the list of uncommon things to consider, please feel free.”