#santa buddy

[king-lena]

jensen ackles was taking notes from michael buble when he tried to make “santa baby” less gay by turning it into “santa buddy” when he changed the scripts in 7x17 and 8x17 to make them less gay. it’s too bad that jensen didn’t realize that it had unfortunately backfired for michael buble and he would meet the same fate.

[bluehairedspidey]

[invisible-goats]

Mr Bublé

Just admit you want that Saint Dick, real quick

You are fooling no-one

Mr Bublé

Confess your festive desire tonight

[birdylion]

hurry down the chimney tonight

Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Michael Bublé/Santa Characters: lyrical persona of Michael Bublé’s song ‘Santa Buddy’, Santa Claus Additional Tags: 2nd Person POV, Magical Realism, Light Angst, Internalized Homophobia, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Very light implied D/s, Yearning

Summary:

It became a tradition, in a way: On Christmas Eve, you’d sit in the living room in the evening long after your family had gone to bed and allow yourself to dream. A story inspired by the tumblr post about Michael Bublé’s version of the Christmas Song “Santa Baby”

>>> Link to the story on ao3 <<<

[mossyforest-orb]

michael bublé is a coward for covering “santa baby” and straight-ify-ing the lyrics but somehow still making it sound like a guy talking in code to another man about his gay little wishlist

[goodbyehahafolder]

[thedupshadove]

If Michael Bublé was so desperate to cover Santa Baby, but could not bear to even pretend to be homosexual, why did he not simply change a few lyrics so as to imply an alternate universe in which Santa is a woman?

[arc-angel-o]

Part of me feels like Michael Bublé knew exactly what he was doing