#sarcasm font

[curt-n-curly]

Going to the beach is fun because you get to watch people drag their dog and/or kids into the water against their will.

[deathtodickens]

Seems like every time I return to work there is a giant ass full moon in the sky.

[correctopinionhaver]

must be fake news. i have a hard time believing chevron would mislead the public.

[fluffyyorkshirepudding]

Wow that was A LOT of uploading for one day...I hope Louis’ team is taking some very well-deserved time off now

[jimkirkachu]

Do you ever just watch the M*A*S*H finale for the nth time and want to slip away into a hole in the ground and never come out ever again because Having Emotions™ is too much to tolerate?

[millerflintstone]

Someone at Unfriendly's job is positive for Coronavirus. They sent everyone home to quarantine for 2 weeks. Folks are getting paid.

The good thing is that the person who tested positive works in a different building than Unfriendly and hasn't been at work the past couple of days.

He doesn't really interact with them but his work daughter does. He's been making her wear a mask over the past couple of weeks whenever she's been sent over to help him.

Luckily the house is big enough that he can be upstairs and I can be downstairs with Gigabyte.

So yay

[broken-crcwn]

...how did you survive if your guts fell out mate

“I stuffed it all back into the hole, closed it with mud, and went to the Janus Order.”

“Obviously.”

[thedailycourtney]

Lake Of The Ozarks Lodging Sees Record Bookings, Pointing To Huge Memorial Day Weekend

LAKE OF THE OZARKS, Mo. — For two months Midwesterners have been fleeing to the Lake of the Ozarks from cities and states shut down by coronavirus, and local business

This seems smart.