#sassy face

[trentoomuch]

[fweakybee]

Burlesque date nights 💜👌🏼✨

[themandadlorianbod]

still hung up on this absolute perfection 👌🏼

[guineapigsarebabiestoo]

[princesstigerbelle]

Princess Tigerbelle, A Mood 😂😂😂

[anastasiaskarsgard]

How I look at people at Lowe’s wearing a mask, goggles, and yellow kitchen gloves, without an ounce of shame....

[losingitinjersey]

Guess who got way too drunk on Saturday and ruined all her weight loss efforts?!  Bah.  

Friday night Kevin and I decided to have the sushi we didn’t get last Friday and it was so good!  I even stopped myself super early at this all-you-can-eat place ordering just four rolls and an appetizer of Crab Rangoon.  This is the first time I didn’t waddle out of there with a swollen gut.  I even lost weight the next day!  Winning life!

BUT THEN came Saturday.  Last year, Kevin and I went to his school’s winter formal where we showed up when it started and extremely sober to boot.  This year we vowed to pregame and come late and boy did we ever.  I was 8 shots in by the time we got to the event at 9 p.m. then proceeded to drink at least two very strong cocktails.  After the event we went and got huuuuge pizza slices (hand for scale) before coming home.  To say I remembered much after the event would be an understatement.  Needless to say Sunday was shot as I nursed my hangover for most of the day.  At least this time I had food in my stomach so it was all the alcohol’s fault for how I was feeling.  AND I did have a good time!  Regardless of how I felt on Sunday!

Please enjoy this “sassy” drunk selfie of me per @zerocarb‘s SDS tag.  

Fun fact:  Did you know that in Virginia all car dealerships are closed on Sunday?  Apparently there’s a statewide ban against them being open so that those dealerships who want to close for religious reasons don’t miss out on sales that other dealers would get.  We did NOT know this until we started getting ready to go out car shopping.  I thought Sundays were like the biggest car shopping day of the week!  Definitely puts a kink in my plans.  

Monday I went out for my walk before dinner while it was still slightly sunny out!  I’m SO happy the sun is hanging out with us longer each day!  Dinner was jalapeno cheese sauce with chicken thighs - this time made with all the correct ingredients and I gotta say, I didn’t like it nearly as much!  Next time I’ll try to recreate the first way I made it (beef stock instead of chicken and parmesan cheese instead of cheddar).  

I’m disappointed to see my weight is back up to 212 but that’s what happens when you get drunk, eat pizza, then get hungover and treat yourself with bread, bananas, regular coke and donuts.  Kevin bought a dozen donuts for himself Sunday morning and I had TWO. My will power was so low.  

I’d love to say I learned my lesson and will not be drinking this way again for awhile except I have a full day of drinking events planned for this coming Saturday.  A brunch event in the morning, a onesie bar crawl with the volleyball crew in the afternoon and a Mardi Gras party with Kevin’s classmates that night.  I’m excited for all the social activities but not for how it’s going to effect my weight loss efforts.  

This week I’ll be focusing on eating well and keeping up my exercise so I don’t let this past week’s cheat roll into another weekend of cheats.  

[shibesforlife]

although he is not mine, he is my fat baby. i love him more than anything in the world.