#sassyreap

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That guy tried to get my meat

i had bought some chicken strips for lunch break and that guy i don´t really like wanted one:

him: can i have one of your little meat thingies?

Me: I thought you already had a little meat thing?

Him: no i have a big one

Me: Then you don´t need mine

Him: but mine is for my girlfriend

Me (grinning): then tell her to share

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Sass

So usually i'm a nervous Wrack. Only exception is when i get asked if i'm gay. Relax. I get asked that a lot and the Moment i get asked, i feel the sass of a hundred drag queens flow through me and (if a guy asks) Look him up and down and say "oh please, i'm Not that thirsty"

I also had Situations where women asked (rarer): i Look them in the eyes and say "don't worry sweety, i only like Real men so your boyfriend is safe"